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Song Parodies -> "Everything I Won't"

Original Song Title:

"Everything"

Original Performer:

P-Money ft. Vince Harder

Parody Song Title:

"Everything I Won't"

Parody Written by:

Rocky Mak

The Lyrics

Note: Vince Harder is the singer DJ P-Money invited to sing for the original single after Vince's performance at Australian version of "X-Factor". He was also the voice of Simba in the Australian version of "Lion King" production

This song is loosely based on "Smoke The Pot". It's about me finally calling out (and telling off) a flatmate by dishing out some tough love.
You're doing everything I won't, won't
Everything I peeve
You've been smoking all the pot, pot
I'm dumping all the seeds

You're a sly
All the drugs you hide
Don't deny
Your life is a sty

Oh, hey

Girl, don't like the life you lead
Here, tonight, I'll be
Dumping the drugs you buy
And all the cans...

I will set your life right
Like a good friend I am
You will need to demonstrate
Every will for you to quit

You see: Well, if you won't you can
Feel very wrong
You can't keep all the cash you want
Or run a marathon

Well, you know I am sure
Our lives, I do care for
Please don't be mad
I just want you to be cured

You're doing everything I won't, won't
Everything I peeve
You've been smoking all the pot, pot
I'm dumping all the seeds

You're a sly
All the drugs you hide
Don't deny
Your life is a sty

Everything I won't, won't
Everything I peeve
I can see your belly flopped, flopped
Eating all the cheese

Don't you lie
Every crap you hide
Don't deny
Fix your life, all right?

I've been doing my best to keep us healthy
But why you're now feeling I am so controlling
When life's at risk , it is never really funny
I'm not the one who's been smoking and get high, is it?

Cause every guy can see
That you don't want to get clean
I made it obvious
That I will never leave

You skipped two meals, you're weak
Why couldn't you just see
Will you concede?
Truth is: You're a girl in need

You're doing everything I won't, won't
Everything I peeve
You've been smoking all the pot, pot
I'm dumping all the seeds

You're a sly
All the drugs you hide
Don't deny
Your life is a sty

Everything I won't, won't
Everything I peeve
I can see your belly flopped, flopped
Eating all the cheese

Don't you lie
Every crap you hide
Don't deny, yeah
Fix your life, all right?
Yeah

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