Hey, Sarah Whitcomb, I became a fan of Jeopardy in the summer of '04 while the winning streak of Ken Jennings was going on.
I got hooked even when he was gone.
New champion.

Hey, Sarah Whitcomb, I'm so crazy about the Clue Crew--
How you come up in a video when a player makes a selection for a clue
But my favorite Clue Crew member is you.
What can I do?

Oh, it's how you read a clue.
Oh, it's how you read a clue.
Oh, it's how you read a clue.
Oh, it's how you read a clue. How you read a clue.

Hey, Sarah Whitcomb, you're a beautiful blonde.
I just wish I could get to know you just because I am so fond of your clues.
I get so emotional I'm confused.
Don't know what to do.

Hey, Sarah Whitcomb, will you ever be in Chicago?
I know you were here years ago on a clue shoot, but that was long before I became a fan.
I wish you could come back here again
if you can.

Oh, it's how you read a clue.
Oh, it's how you read a clue.
Oh, it's how you read a clue.
Oh, it's how you read a clue.

Now, California seems pretty far
but they've got planes and trains and cars
but can I get past security on the Sony lot?
Now, you probably think I'm a nut
but I'm just gonna press my luck
to see you 'cause I really think you're hot.
Now, Sarah, I don't want to stalk you.
All I want to do is talk to
you 'cause it would be a fantasy come true
just to be with you.

Hey, Sarah Whitcomb, I'm so sorry I obsess.
It's just that you're a beautiful Clue Crew girl and I'm just so impressed with what you do.
It's so sexy how you read a clue.
That's why I'm so crazy about you.
I hope you find this song on Amiright and YouTube.
This one's for you.

Oh, it's how you read a clue.
Oh, it's how you read a clue.
Oh, it's how you read a clue.
Oh, it's how you read a clue.

(spoken) Oh, Sarah, you're a beautiful Clue Crew girl!