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Song Parodies -> "Hey Sarah Whitcomb"

Original Song Title:

"Hey There Delilah"

Original Performer:

Plain White T's

Parody Song Title:

"Hey Sarah Whitcomb"

Parody Written by:

Phil Scopes

The Lyrics

Since I discovered the song "Hey There Delilah" on XM Channel 25, "The Blend," and I noticed that several parodies were posted on here and on YouTube, I had to write one of my own about Sarah Whitcomb, a member of the Jeopardy! Clue Crew, who I have a massive crush on.
Hey, Sarah Whitcomb, I became a fan of Jeopardy in the summer of '04 while the winning streak of Ken Jennings was going on.
I got hooked even when he was gone.
New champion.

Hey, Sarah Whitcomb, I'm so crazy about the Clue Crew--
How you come up in a video when a player makes a selection for a clue
But my favorite Clue Crew member is you.
What can I do?

Oh, it's how you read a clue.
Oh, it's how you read a clue.
Oh, it's how you read a clue.
Oh, it's how you read a clue. How you read a clue.

Hey, Sarah Whitcomb, you're a beautiful blonde.
I just wish I could get to know you just because I am so fond of your clues.
I get so emotional I'm confused.
Don't know what to do.

Hey, Sarah Whitcomb, will you ever be in Chicago?
I know you were here years ago on a clue shoot, but that was long before I became a fan.
I wish you could come back here again
if you can.

Oh, it's how you read a clue.
Oh, it's how you read a clue.
Oh, it's how you read a clue.
Oh, it's how you read a clue.

Now, California seems pretty far
but they've got planes and trains and cars
but can I get past security on the Sony lot?
Now, you probably think I'm a nut
but I'm just gonna press my luck
to see you 'cause I really think you're hot.
Now, Sarah, I don't want to stalk you.
All I want to do is talk to
you 'cause it would be a fantasy come true
just to be with you.

Hey, Sarah Whitcomb, I'm so sorry I obsess.
It's just that you're a beautiful Clue Crew girl and I'm just so impressed with what you do.
It's so sexy how you read a clue.
That's why I'm so crazy about you.
I hope you find this song on Amiright and YouTube.
This one's for you.

Oh, it's how you read a clue.
Oh, it's how you read a clue.
Oh, it's how you read a clue.
Oh, it's how you read a clue.

(spoken) Oh, Sarah, you're a beautiful Clue Crew girl!
I wish to thank Sarah Whitcomb for sending me a nice signed photo of herself after I was discovered on YouTube and approached by Jeopardy! security when I attended a Brain Bus event.

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littleCupCakes - June 04, 2008 - Report this comment
Godd luck with Miss Sarah, sir ! It is a lovely write !
Mister Teacher - July 21, 2008 - Report this comment
I totally agree dude, I have a crush on Sarah as well...

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