Hey there dear Gopherman
How's it like in room P80?
I'm a couple desks away
But sir, today you look so hungry
Yes you do
Vampires won't bother to eat you
I swear it's true

Hey there dear Gopherman
Don't you worry about your food
I'm right there if you get hungry
Give this song a little money
Go eat your food
Listen to my voice, I'll eat you too
That's what I do

Oh we're gonna go insane
Oh we're gonna go insane
Oh we're gonna go insane
Oh we're gonna go insane
Gonna go insane

Hey there dear Gopherman
I know the grades are dripping lower
Just let me bribe you, sir
And then you'll thank me for the money
Now you're in debt
We'll drive you up a wall, we could
My word is good

Oh we're gonna go insane
Oh we're gonna go insane
Oh we're gonna go insane
Oh we're gonna go insane
Gonna go insane

Hey there dear Gopherman
I can't cram in all the syllables
If every song was just this simple
I'd ditch Maths class and walk away
And have some fun
Even with education we'd fall
We'd really fall

Oh we're gonna go insane
Oh we're gonna go insane
Oh we're gonna go insane
Oh we're gonna go insane

I'm going to write a bunch of nonsense
Because I don't know what to write
So I'll be blunt and put it down this way
Shark tails can hurt you so
And angry moose will knock you dead
And the vultures will be circling overhead
Googley-eyes and butterflies
And maybe even a little bite of rat
The chalk lines won't save you from our wrath
Because of Math

Hey there dear Gopherman
Be nice and don't dare flunk me
Two more hours and we'll be out of school
And I'll be jeering in front of you
You know it's all because of school
We can do whatever we want to
Hey there dear Gopherman here's to you
This one's for you

Oh we're gonna go insane
Oh we're gonna go insane
Oh we're gonna go insane
Oh we're gonna go insane
Gonna go insane