-> "Hey There You Waiter"
Original Song Title:
"Hey There Delilah"
Parody Song Title:
"Hey There You Waiter"
Parody Written by:
CrayfishV2
The Lyrics
Hey there you waiter
At this joint in new York city
Food seems thousand hours away
But fact is the service’s very shitty
Yes it’s poo
Any restaurant could serve faster then you
I swear it's true
Hey there you waiter
Don't you worry about your service
I'll punch you “there” if you act more annoyingly
Give this fist another glisten
Close your eyes
Listen to my voice it's my disguise
While I hit your side
Oh it's how you starve me
Oh it's how you starve me
Oh it’s how you starve me
Oh it’s how you starve me
How you starve me
Hey there you waiter
We’ve been waiting three long hours
But just believe me Earl
Someday I will pay your bills by selling your heart
I’ll have it good
I’ll live life as I wished I would
My word is good
Hey there you waiter
I've got so much left to say
If every simple warning I gave you
Would take your food to moi
I'd eat it all
Even more in my stomach and I’d fall
We’d eat it all
Oh it's how you starve me
Oh it’s how you starve me
Oh it's how you starve me
Oh it's how you starve me
A thousand hours seems pretty long
But you’ve got plates and appetizers and bars
I'd shoot up you if I had no other way
Our friends and us would all be eating
and I’ll eat along because I know
That we almost starved in a really sad way
You Waiter I can promise you
That by the time we get the food
The world will never ever be the same
And then I’ll burn you in a flame
Hey there you waiter
This food ain’t good and don't you miss life
Taste like my grandpa’s feet while they’re covered in drool
And I'll be starving like I do
You know it's all because of you
I can get revenge however we want to
Hey there you waiter no tip to you
This bullet’s for you
Oh it's how you make the meat
Oh it's how you make the meat
Oh it's how you make the meat
Oh it's how you make the meat
How you make the meat.
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