Song Parodies -> Hey There, Delilah (You Whore)
| Original Song Title: | "Hey There, Delilah" |
| Original Performer: | Plain White T's |
| Parody Song Title: | "Hey There, Delilah (You Whore)" |
| Parody Written by: | Jay Guth |
My version of the song. It's a bit shorter...but, it hits home just the same.
Hey there, Delilah
How's it there in New York City?
Heard you work on 42nd street
Which is great cause you're so pretty.
Cheers to you.
I can’t help but to miss you.
You know it’s true.
Hey there, Delilah
Have you gone to see a doctor?
Cause I got this irritating rash
and nothing seems to stop it
yea, it burns.
Every night I toss and turn
My stomach churns.
Oh, it's what you did to me.
Oh, you gave me an STD.
Oh, it's what you did to me.
Oh, you gave me an STD.
Why’d you have to go so far?
Too broke for a plane, I ain’t got a car
And fuck walking cause that’s too far away.
I don’t know what you gave to me
But now I got this STD
And YOU’RE the absolute last girl that I laid...
So you’re to blame!
Hey there, Delilah
I just heard from my ex, Stacy
Seems that she’s the bitch that went and
Gave me that bad STD
It wasn’t you.
That means I had it when we screwed…
…so you have it too.
Oh, it's what you did to me.
Oh, you gave me an STD.
Oh, it's what you did to me.
Oh, you gave me an STD.
You gave me an STD...
You hooooooooooOOOOOOOOOooooooooo...
How's it there in New York City?
Heard you work on 42nd street
Which is great cause you're so pretty.
Cheers to you.
I can’t help but to miss you.
You know it’s true.
Hey there, Delilah
Have you gone to see a doctor?
Cause I got this irritating rash
and nothing seems to stop it
yea, it burns.
Every night I toss and turn
My stomach churns.
Oh, it's what you did to me.
Oh, you gave me an STD.
Oh, it's what you did to me.
Oh, you gave me an STD.
Why’d you have to go so far?
Too broke for a plane, I ain’t got a car
And fuck walking cause that’s too far away.
I don’t know what you gave to me
But now I got this STD
And YOU’RE the absolute last girl that I laid...
So you’re to blame!
Hey there, Delilah
I just heard from my ex, Stacy
Seems that she’s the bitch that went and
Gave me that bad STD
It wasn’t you.
That means I had it when we screwed…
…so you have it too.
Oh, it's what you did to me.
Oh, you gave me an STD.
Oh, it's what you did to me.
Oh, you gave me an STD.
You gave me an STD...
You hooooooooooOOOOOOOOOooooooooo...
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I thought this song was really funny...you did a great job on it!!!
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