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Song Parodies -> "Hey Aunt Jemima"

Original Song Title:

"Hey There Delilah"

Original Performer:

Plain White T's

Parody Song Title:

"Hey Aunt Jemima"

Parody Written by:

Garry Powers

The Lyrics

Hey Aunt Jemima,
Lookin' good inside that bottle
And I'm having you for breakfast,
'Cause you push my morning throttle
Yes you do
You make my pancakes all brand new
I swear it's true

Hey Aunt Jemima
Running slowly down my short stack
Or mixed with some peanut butter
You're my favorite midnight snack
On top of Ritz
Much better than hominy grits
Or things with pits

Oh, it's 'cause you are so sweet
Oh, it's 'cause you are so sweet
Oh, it's 'cause you are so sweet
Oh, it's 'cause you are so sweet
It's 'cause you are so sweet

On pancakes, waffles, or French toast, I love the way you drip the most
So silky, brown and sweet is what you are
Molasses tastes too weird to me, and smells a little bit like pee
I think it's really just some sweetened tar
Jemima don't you ever leave, you'd make my taste buds start to grieve
I keep a couple gallons in my car, inside a jar

Hey Aunt Jemima
I know you're made out of sugars
Turned into a viscous liquid
But that's better than some boogers
On my food
To lick your lid I'm in the mood
Hope that's not rude

Oh, it's 'cause you are so sweet
Oh, it's 'cause you are so sweet
Oh, it's 'cause you are so sweet
Oh, it's 'cause you are so sweet
It's 'cause you are so sweet

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Agrimorfee - September 21, 2007 - Report this comment
This is #4 or 5 in the continuing series...and I hate to say it, but this is the best one. No more, please!!
Below Average Dave - September 21, 2007 - Report this comment
Hmm. . .I too don't understand the rather large number of Aunt Jemima parodies. . .but this one is really good.
Dylan Baranski - September 23, 2007 - Report this comment
The inordinate amount of Hey There Delilah-based Aunt Jemima parodies reminds me of when Erik 'Taz' Mokracek kept submitting the same parody (Game Shows) of the Shaft theme over & over.

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