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Song Parodies -> "Hey Harry Potter"

Original Song Title:

"Hey There Delilah"

Original Performer:

Plain White T's

Parody Song Title:

"Hey Harry Potter"

Parody Written by:

James at War

The Lyrics

Hey Harry Potter
What's it's like to be an orphan
Who was raised under the stairs
But magically you started morphin
Me into
A dork whose read all about you
And Hogwarts too

Hey Harry Potter
It's not fair to use a spell
To make a grown man read a child's book
And purchase all your movies
Don't you know
I camped at Barnes and Noble store
Wearing a robe

Oh it's what you do to me
Even though I'm 33
I'm obsessed now can't you see
Named my child Hermione
Even though it's a he

Hey Harry Potter
Now my life is getting hard
Because my wife left me right
after I tattooed a lightning scar
Right on my head
And told her she looked like Hagrid
When she's naked

Hey Harry Potter
I've got o so many questions
If I ever were to meet you
Like do you have good suggestions
For myself
On how to dress me like an elf
Or could you help

Oh it's what you do to me
Put the sorting hat on me
Give me grotesque bertie beans
I'll devour them with glee

I've got your posters on my door
And sweat shirts that say Gryffindor
Lost all my friends cause they all think I'm gay
I took my wand and grabbed a broom
and snuck into the ladies room
The invisibility cloak didn't work that day
One lady slugged me with her purse
I said I was under the imperius curse
they did not believe me and the police came
And you're to blame

Hey Harry Potter
Now I'm missing you and jonesing
Seven years and now you're done with school
And Mrs. J.K. Rowling says you're threw
But I'll never be threw with you
I'll do whate're you tell me too
Stalk Daniel Radcliffe, yes it's true
Rupert Grint, too

Oh it's what you do to me
You, and Ron and Hermione
I'm pathetic can't you see
But I wouldn't change a thing
I'm down with Harry P.

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Voting Results

Pacing: 4.6
How Funny: 4.9
Overall Rating: 4.8

Total Votes: 166

Voting Breakdown

The following represent how many people voted for each category.

    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   3
 2   1
 3   11
 4   36
 5   115

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Kristof Robertson - September 11, 2007 - Report this comment
James, this wasd pretty darn good! There are some LOL moments here, such as the "named my child Hermione" lines, the Hagrid/naked bit, and the imperius curse bit. You DO however, need to tighten up your pacing a bit- it was quite sloppy in places. I should vote 455, but I'll give you all 5s for this bit of fun
Agrimorfee - September 11, 2007 - Report this comment
You are getting high praise from vets here, so you are off to a good start! 555 from me, I wasn't sure about pacing but it was passable for my mind.
Wicked Green Queen - September 16, 2007 - Report this comment
HOLY CRUD, that was hilarious. I loved the part where you named your son Hermione and tou wife looked like Hagrid. HA! And the part about the lady slugging you because you were spying her her, that was too good.
tommo - September 20, 2007 - Report this comment
rock on James you made me laugh and i guess thats the idea. you get the Manchester (UK) vote from me.
Mr. Sally - September 29, 2007 - Report this comment
Looks like I started a trend when I submitted "Hey there Ginevra"! LOL
Ginny forever - November 07, 2007 - Report this comment
Holy crap. That was the funniet thing I've ever read! That song is on youtube and I could watch it over and over again. That thing with the invibility cloak was like you were on crack!LOL
h. piddy - November 12, 2007 - Report this comment
the best lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lovely Luna - January 08, 2008 - Report this comment
I need to memorize this and sing it to my friends..of course I might need to memorize all of Hey there delilah before I start with this one...if my friends heard this they would be like "what the heck?" and probably crack up.
doo and scooby - January 19, 2008 - Report this comment
pathetic but hillarious
nocoke - July 03, 2008 - Report this comment
better than the orginal!!:P
Cody Slusher - November 26, 2008 - Report this comment
I saw this on YouTube.J@W does more songs than this like popstar,bad grammer,and more.
Kate and Nicole - November 26, 2008 - Report this comment
omg this is sooo funny. we really like it. honestly, one of the best ones on this site. ours is beter tho. jk
Lenny:) - January 10, 2010 - Report this comment
omg... this freaking made me like crap my pants xD! it was soooo funny my brother & i like, CRIED! it was its stuck in my head! XD
tina x - July 24, 2010 - Report this comment
its brilliant
mrs weasley - May 11, 2011 - Report this comment
Haha I liked this... Favorite lines: Named my child Hermione...even though its a he... and oh its what you do to me...even thought im 33. LOL :)

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