-> "Hey Aunt Jemima"
Original Song Title:
"Hey There Delilah"
Parody Song Title:
"Hey Aunt Jemima"
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Hey Aunt Jemima I’ve always loved the way you’ve tasted
I know there’s a thousand brands but girl tonight you are my favorite
Yes you are, let’s go for ride in my car; We won’t go far
Hey Aunt Jemima why don’t I go make some pancakes?
Or would you prefer I turn you over; just give you spanking
Let me know, I know my wife thinks you’re a ho; don’t let me go
Pour the bottle over me, Pour the bottle over me
Pour the bottle over me, Pour the bottle over me, The bottle over me
Hey Aunt Jemima I know sometimes things get rough
And I forget about you girl but when the times are really tough
I heat you up, in a microwaveable cup, I know it’s love.
Hey Aunt Jemima I know you never say much
But girl we don’t need words between us I just want your sticky touch
On my mouth, and watch as you slowly dribble south. I must let you out.
Your plastic seal is always tight and when I need you in the night
I’d bite a hole in the bottle if I could.
Mrs. Butterworth’s a jealous jerk, she and I could never work
Cause you know she is really just a dude.
Jemima you are family, like an aunt you’ve been to me
Oh no that sounds a little bit weird…I need a beer
Hey Aunt Jemima I don’t ever wanna let go
So come join me for my breakfast; won’t you lay down on my Eggo’s;
Fill each hole, I’d love you even if you had a mole,
I’d eat you even if you were cold,
Hey Aunt Jemima take it slow, No please don’t go…
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