Hey Aunt Jemima
Whats it's like to be sticky?
I'm addicted and obsessed
and now you cause me so much pity
Ya you do
I'm really fat because of you
I have big boobs


Hey Aunt Jemima
I'm so worried about my large tits
Your always there when I get lonely
I even spread you over my ritz
Your so rude
Did I mention I was a dude?
With real big boobs

CHORUS:
Oh too many calories
Oh stop selling it to me
Oh too many calories
Oh I can't touch my knees
I can't touch my knees


Hey Aunt Jemima
My Eggos are getting hard
But just relieve me girl
And lemme pour you over my pop tart
They will be good
I'll have the Atkins diet goods
I'm understood

Hey aunt Jemima
I've got so much stashed away
now I don't even wanna open you
Save my heart another day
or maybe two
Believe me auntie I'll learn to crawl
The weight will fall


CHORUS:
Oh too many calories
Oh stop selling it to me
Oh too many calories
Oh I can't touch my knees


Down the hall seems pretty far
But I can use my legs and arms
I'd Crawl to you if I had to lose my weight
All my friends make fun of me
And I just laugh along because I know
That one day I will see my knees
Jemima I will resist you
I really hope that it is true
If not ill never ever see my wang
And your to blame


Hey Aunt Jemima
I really don't miss you at all
it's been two years and now I'm done with food
That will make me look like Biggy Smalls
And no it's not because of you
I can eat whatever I want to
Hey Aunt Jemima I love you
But can's eat you




CHORUS:
Oh too many calories
Oh stop selling it to me
Oh too many calories
Oh I can't touch my knees
I can't touch my knees