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Song Parodies -> "My Girl Is Heavy (Dolly Mucho)"

Original Song Title:

"I Know You Want Me (Calle Ocho)"

Original Performer:

Pitbull

Parody Song Title:

"My Girl Is Heavy (Dolly Mucho)"

Parody Written by:

Agrimorfee

The Lyrics

A love song to a rather big woman named Dolly
Haha, it's Agrimorfee writin' up this here remix
You know that hit single by Pitbull?
Well this parody is gon' be called "Dolly Mucho"
Dolly is fat-uh, but she is a babe-uh
So let me celebrate it

Dolly!
One, two three, four
Uno-do'-tres-cuatro
My girl is heavy (heavy!)
She is a large one (large one!)
My girl is heavy
She is a large one (large one!)
My girl is heavy (heavy!)
She is a large one (large one!)
My girl is heavy
She is a large one (large one)
Hahaha

One, two, three, four
Dolly no est Bluto

Tuba! (si)
Parece una tuba (oh no!)
Tuba (si)
Parece una tuba (oh no!)
Si, hay tanto de su amor
Elle tiene la tresero grande
Al isual un traincar! (oh no!)
One, two, three, four
Dolly no est puto!

Built like a truck, from bottom to top, eh
It aint no shock, I like her huge knockers
Just one bra could be tents for campers
Sick I'm not, I think she's hot
Don't ask why, makes my eyes pop
Won't fit in my car, she chewin' down on HO-HOs!
She could star in the movie Moby Dick, ah I adore her

My girl is heavy (heavy!)
She is a large one (large one!)
My girl is heavy
She is a large one (large one!)
My girl is heavy (heavy!)
She is a large one (large one!)
My girl is heavy
She is a large one (large one)
Dolly eat mas nachos!

Tuba! (si)
Parece una tuba (oh no!)
Tuba (si)
Parece una tuba (oh no!)

Big like her dad, not like her mama
I'm the boy who likes her larger
I love to hug--like candy,
Dolly's sweeter than sugar
One, two, three, four
Ella tienes mas gusto!

Dolly got a butt goes from county to next county
When she was young, never fit a crib
305 is what she weighs
What a woman, don't say s***, don't call names!
She's on my brain, when she walk you hear a loud bang and another bang, that's her thang
My girl she sweatin' a ton, sweatin' it
But she's strong (Dolly!)

My girl is heavy (heavy!)
She is a large one (large one!)
My girl is heavy
She is a large one (large one!)
My girl is heavy (heavy!)
She is a large one (large one!)
My girl is heavy
She is a large one (large one)
One, two, three, four
Dolly shop at Costco!

Goomba? (no!)
Ella no es un goomba (no no!)
Goomba? (no!)
Elle no es un goomba (no no!)

I say this girl, she take no crap-uh
I'm her boy, our love will go far
This girl get me so randy
Dolly shoots like a luger (ho-ho!)
One, two, three, four
Dolly no es Monstro!

Dolly please don't sweat it, if you can't move we'll still play
I can't find your ribs, mounds of flesh smooth as clay
You're like a king-size mattress where I lay
Dolly when you're bare, yes I dare bounce all day!

My girl is heavy (heavy!)
She is a large one (large one!)
My girl is heavy
She is a large one (large one!)
My girl is heavy (heavy!)
She is a large one (large one!)
My girl is heavy
She is a large one (large one)
One, two, three, four
Dolly est muy jumbo!

Tuba (si!)
Parece una tuba (oh oh!)
Tuba (si!)
Parece una tuba (oh oh!)

Dolly so rad, she is the top-a
She's so coy when I try to hug her
Amongst her folds so grande
I get lost inside her (uh-oh!)
One, two, three, four
Dolly est muy mucho!









Copyright 2014, Agrimorfee. Gracias a Google Translator y otero sitios por los traduccions. Ay yi yi...

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Matthias - August 20, 2014 - Report this comment
Good job in channelling Pitbull here with the random mix of Spanish and English just like he does.
bobpiecheese - August 26, 2014 - Report this comment
(Artistry) A fair few pacing troubles (surprisingly not on the Spanish segments - speaking of, a translation there would've been appreciated as trying to go from Non-English to English when that Non-English was already translated from English? It resembles neither language by the end) but otherwise fairly good work for such a repetitive song. 555
Max Power - August 26, 2014 - Report this comment
Cinco.
Abbott Skelding - August 26, 2014 - Report this comment
Ah, fat jokes...always good for a laugh. Many funny lines here and I also applaud your Spanish tie-ins. My only knock is that you repeated the chorus(? My girl is so heavy...she is a large one). Other than that, a ton of laughs on this, great work!
Blaydeman - August 27, 2014 - Report this comment
(Artistry) I was honestly surprised how much you did worth this OS. It's so repetitive and tricky to pace, but you had a broad concept, you embraced the Spanish, did very well with the pacing, had good jokes, and your chorus was so likable that I'd didn't even care that you repeated it because I liked comig back to it so much! Great job here!

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