Song Parodies -> Fly My Kite
| Original Song Title: | "So What" |
| Original Performer: | Pink |
| Parody Song Title: | "Fly My Kite" |
| Parody Written by: | Agrimorfee |
La, la, la, la, la, la....
The thing fell all apart again
Into the tree it went
No, I don't think it's funny
How my poor little kite got bent (D'oh!)
I gotta get some balsa wood
And I'll saw it down tonight
Though it will cost me double
I wanna fly my kite!
La La La La La La La
I wanna fly my kite
La La La La La La La
I wanna fly my kite
Well tut tut
I got a rough start
See how the tail moves?
Was attached with glue
Bed sheets cut
It wasn't much fun
With that staple gun
But I fixed it up all right
Not a blight, it looks fine
I'm not a fool
I don't suck
I got a rough start
But I will fly up this kite
Uh, see the wind blow? Huh!
Running near electric cables
And now got a tangled knit--@#$@#$!
I guess I'll go get a ladder
And climb on top, rescue it
Electric shock runs through me, OH!
I thought all my hair would fry
Why should I have so much trouble
To try and fly this kite?!
La La La La La La La
I wanna fly my kite
La La La La La La La
I wanna fly my kite
So guess what?
I got a rough start
I will lick my wounds
And I will make do
Bust my gut
I was briefly stunned
But I will not get stung
I'm gonna fly this kite
Into flight, I must try
'Cause I'm no fool
I got pluck
I had a rough start
Got something to prove
I will make it go up, that kite!
It sure ain't fair
It's never worked
It always fell
Back down from air
I'd pull and tug
I'd drop and bawl
Why'd it go there?
It hit the wall
Hey, guess what?
I got a new start
I made some new moves
And I pulled it through
It's flying! So fun!
It's high as the sun (the sun)
I finally flew up my kite
Got my kite (into flight), looking fine (so divine!)
And I'm so cool
Kiss my butt
It goes so far
I make the kite moves
And I will fly it all night!
Go go, go go!
I love to fly my kite
Soars in the air
I love to fly me a kite
Into flight, at skyline
It's such a jewel
And so what?
No more rut!
I'm a Kite Star
See how my kite grooves
See how I got it right?
Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
The thing fell all apart again
Into the tree it went
No, I don't think it's funny
How my poor little kite got bent (D'oh!)
I gotta get some balsa wood
And I'll saw it down tonight
Though it will cost me double
I wanna fly my kite!
La La La La La La La
I wanna fly my kite
La La La La La La La
I wanna fly my kite
Well tut tut
I got a rough start
See how the tail moves?
Was attached with glue
Bed sheets cut
It wasn't much fun
With that staple gun
But I fixed it up all right
Not a blight, it looks fine
I'm not a fool
I don't suck
I got a rough start
But I will fly up this kite
Uh, see the wind blow? Huh!
Running near electric cables
And now got a tangled knit--@#$@#$!
I guess I'll go get a ladder
And climb on top, rescue it
Electric shock runs through me, OH!
I thought all my hair would fry
Why should I have so much trouble
To try and fly this kite?!
La La La La La La La
I wanna fly my kite
La La La La La La La
I wanna fly my kite
So guess what?
I got a rough start
I will lick my wounds
And I will make do
Bust my gut
I was briefly stunned
But I will not get stung
I'm gonna fly this kite
Into flight, I must try
'Cause I'm no fool
I got pluck
I had a rough start
Got something to prove
I will make it go up, that kite!
It sure ain't fair
It's never worked
It always fell
Back down from air
I'd pull and tug
I'd drop and bawl
Why'd it go there?
It hit the wall
Hey, guess what?
I got a new start
I made some new moves
And I pulled it through
It's flying! So fun!
It's high as the sun (the sun)
I finally flew up my kite
Got my kite (into flight), looking fine (so divine!)
And I'm so cool
Kiss my butt
It goes so far
I make the kite moves
And I will fly it all night!
Go go, go go!
I love to fly my kite
Soars in the air
I love to fly me a kite
Into flight, at skyline
It's such a jewel
And so what?
No more rut!
I'm a Kite Star
See how my kite grooves
See how I got it right?
Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Copyright 2008, Agrimorfee
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doh, no kite-gobblin' tree like in peanuts. So you're the kite runner, huh? Well played, Agri. One point off funny because some of your syllable stresses were off and because no killer trees were involved. Edison wasn't the brightest bulb doing this in the rain, wasn't he?
High fives for your Pink kite.
I thought it getting tangled in electrical wiring was hilarious! So I disagree with Glen on the funny aspect of this parody, I really enjoyed it. And to a new popular song too, you hardly see Agrimorfee puling that move off. That's more of an Ethan move.
Lord Agree, love this subject, Sir! In NorCAL this is a good time to fly !
It's rare for me to find enough time on a day off to review a parody on AmIRight when I don't have time to release one, but Agri doing Pink I had to check out, and I must say-impressive. Fun read, I like it when you take on artists that aren't hit on all the time, but that I do know:) 5s
Awesome stuff here Aggy!!! Very cute parody reminded be of those old Charlie Brown comics with the Kite Eating Tree.
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Ben Franklin has nothing on you. You re-proved that electricity exists using a kite just as old Ben did. I'm kiting a check for 3 fives on this one.
Ben Franklin has nothing on you. You re-proved that electricity exists using a kite just as old Ben did. I'm kiting a check for 3 fives on this one.
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This was really good, Aggy, positively stunning in fact. And that's before I thought about a video of a guy dressed like Ben Franklin trying to sound like P!nk singing these lyrics.
(ABC) the impressive thing here is that you were able to come up with so much material on the topic of kite-flying - great title sub Ag - I agree with Glen that some of the syllable stresses were un-intuitive, but on the other hand this would be a hard OS to do -555
(ABC4) I"m getting Peanuts flashbacks here. Well, except the happy ending - that never happened to poor old Charlie Brown! 555 for you!
Fun stuff. For some reason, "tut tut" made me laugh. I, too, expected a Charlie Brown angle but it's quite entertaining the way it is; nice job.
Thanks all!
Creative, you did a great job with a common, seemingly simple pass-time. I agree with Stu here. Excellent job.
(ABC) Cute topic and nice storytelling. However, I had a rough time following it; I'm sure you had some off-rhythm lines and syllabic mismatches. No laughs for me. 4-4-4.
It was very cute Agri, seriously, The pacing was not your strongest, but my goodness that was a fun parody, such a simple little idea, I felt sorry for the poor fella, just wanting to fly his kite. . .fun job Agri
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