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Song Parodies -> "Burger Man"

Original Song Title:

"U + Ur Hand"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Pink

Parody Song Title:

"Burger Man"

Parody Written by:

Tokusou Sentai Blessranger

The Lyrics

About a fictional video game.
Check it out, going out to the arcade
What had might caught my eye, I haven't played
This weird arcade game that I want to try... tonight
When I play, that reminded me of I-know-what
I can hardly cough and hack and throw up
It's much like some game from the eighties... but you see

It just reminded me of Burgertime
Only better but apprehensive alright
And it had some enemy swine
That catches you fast, making you lose a life
Don't wait till game over
Don't have to start again
Keep playing this, spend a bunch of quarters
It's called "Burgerman", all right

Making burgers, sometimes with extra cheese
I'll hardly add lettuce on top of the beef
Donuts and hot dogs are flyin' 'round, oh no
Listen up, it's a fast-food frenzy
Shake some salt on Mr. Egg wisely
Watch out for tomato slices right then... amen

If you like Burgertime, here's something that reminded you of that...

Cause this game packs a punch or milkshake
It also has what Burgertime don't have, why?
Don't try to make a single mistake
The going gets real fast, but don't be shy
Don't wait till game over
Don't have to whine again
Keep playing this, spend a bunch of quarters
It's called "Burgerman", all right

Two players can be player at once so
You don't have to take turns, oh well despite
The rush of angry Mr. Pickle
Make those burgers fast or you'll die
Don't wait till game over
Don't have to cry right then
Keep playing this, spend a bunch of quarters
It's called "Burgerman", all right

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