Never got a meal, I feel so hungry
I can't take it anymore, and I want to eat something

My stomach is paining me, my parents told me,
"You have to eat something or else you'll eat yourself."

Everyday I dunno what to eat
Which one shall I call, Pizza or KFC?

I'm just gonna eat myself!

Don't let me eat me
I'm my own happy meal
It's bad when you're so hungry
So take it easy
I don't want Pizza and KFC anymore
I wanna eat myself now

I wanna eat myself now, yeah

And they told me, "You're so mad,
you can't eat yourself because it's just so impossible!"
I'm tired from being compared to a slice of pizza
It's so yummy, and I think I'm a pizza

Doctor, doctor, won't you please help me on something
I think I'm going to eat myself now

because I'm just so damn hungry!

Don't let me eat me
I'm my own happy meal
It's bad when you're so hungry
So take it easy
I don't want Pizza and KFC anymore
I wanna eat myself now


Don't let me eat me
I'm my own happy meal
Damn I'm so damn hungry
So take it easy
Pizza or KFC? Hell no
I wanna eat myself now

So doctor, doctor, won't you please help me on something
I think I'm going to eat myself now

Don't let me eat me!


Ooh my stomach is paining me!

Don't let me eat me
I'm my own happy meal
It's bad when you're so hungry
So take it easy
I don't want Pizza and KFC anymore
I wanna eat myself now

(Repeat till song fades)