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Song Parodies -> "Hazard To Yourselves"

Original Song Title:

"Don't Let Me Get Me"

Original Performer:

Pink

Parody Song Title:

"Hazard To Yourselves"

Parody Written by:

Sarcastic Paranoid

The Lyrics

Sen. Ted Kennedy: "We've, eh, attacked Bush fow any reason ow none and we've lied about evewything to evewyone evewy chance we get. So teww me, fewwow Democwats, eh, how can we make ouwselves seem even mowe out of touch with reality?"

Sen. John Kerry: "Ooh! Ooh! I know! We can pander to the hallucinogenically far left by posting idiotic messages on The Daily Kos!"

Sen. Ted Kennedy: "Eh, that's good, Senatow Kewwy. Vewy, vewy good."
You never win first place;
You don't support your team.
The Dems can't direct you;
You're all nuts and all extreme.
Dems are weak, you see;
Lefties just crazy!
Takin' flack from your own side,
Dems are facing your fratricide.

Ev'ry day, the left is getting even weirder;
Stabbing your own people in the back, I see...

You're a hazard to yourselves!
So much infighting;
You're your own worst enemies:
About to do in all yourselves!
Debilitating;
Your most electable guy is Al Gore,
And you don't have anyone else...
No, you don't have anyone else...

John "F" Kerry
Is such a retard:
Whatever he says,
You're gonna slap him hard.
Hillary was not spared
When Cindy's hate flared;
Kos is blazing
With insan'ty.

So Democratic Underground, sit down and shut up,
And you too, Michael Moore--you're no help!

You're a hazard to yourselves! (Oh...)
So much infighting; (Oh...)
You're your own worst enemies:
About to do in all yourselves!
Debilitating;
Your most electable guy is Al Gore,
And you don't have anyone else...
(No!)

Always back-biting; (back-biting)
Bush is your worst enemy-- (Well...)
Except for you, and all yourselves.
Humiliating;
No hope for Sheehan, Dean, or Gore;
You'd better find somebody else...

So Kennedy, were you out drinking late, or something?
Kerry, were you there with him as well?
(You must be crazy!)

You're a hazard to yourselves! (Yeah...)
Don't get too friendly
With your lefty enemies--
I mean, that's you, and all yourselves! (Yourselves...)
Sinking your ratings; (There go your ratings!)
Even Durbin is your friend no more (No, no!)
You'd better look for someone else...

So much infighting; (So much, so much, so much infighting...)
You're your own worst enemies:
About to do in all yourselves! (Infighting's so bad...)
Debilitating; (Oh!)
No hope for Sheehan, Dean, or Gore; (Ha!
You'd better look for someone else...
[Etc.]
As James Carville once noted, "Sometimes the problem with being a Democrat is being a Democrat." Apparently, the Kerry/Kennedy/Kos people never took this lesson to heart...

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