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Song Parodies -> "Don't Need Your Thrills"

Original Song Title:

"Just Like A Pill"

Original Performer:

Pink

Parody Song Title:

"Don't Need Your Thrills"

Parody Written by:

B. O'Connor

The Lyrics

Paroy about my love for Disney World. The first of "Disc 2". Planning on another set of ten Disney World parodies including the tribute to Disneyland. Note: Nahtazu is the term to reference Animal Kingdom as in Not-a-zoo.
I'm standin' here at my job, feeling crappy
I think I worked too much
I'm outta here, but where to go?
How about Orlando?

I can't go to this Carowinds, there's a
thrill at every tick,
I can't go to this Sea World, penguins making me
sick
I said I ain't goin' to this Busch Gardens but I'm not wanting another trip,
I think I'll get outta here, where I can

Go just as fast as I can
With a seven day plan
I'm gonna see Tomorrowland
And I swear I don't need your thrills
You can have Universal, I wanna do Disney World
Give me Disney World

I haven't left from the resort since last Tuesday
This is a wicked trip
All of the Disney parks, each is different
Maybe I should get some help

I will go onto Space Mountain, it's much
shorter in the line,
I can't go to Buzz Lightyear, though I sure wanna
ride
I said I tried to go on it again and I'm about
to kick and whine,
I need to get outta here, where I can

Do just as much as I want
All my friends I will taunt
As I visit my favorite haunt
And I swear I don't need your thrills
You can have Universal, I wanna do Disney World
I need Disney World

Run to the front of the line
Of all my favorite rides
Going to Epcot before nine
And I swear I don't need your thrills
You can have Universal, I wanna do Disney World
I need Disney World

I can't go on Twister man, It replaced
Ghostbusters, great, (Walt Disney World)
I can't stay on The Mummy, cuz its making me
ache (Walt Disney World)
I said I tried to go on Spider-Man but it's
got a five day wait, (Walt Disney World)
I think I'll get outta here, where I can

Run straight to MGM
Doin Star Tours my friend
Just hopin this never ends
And I swear I don't need your thrills
You can have Universal, I wanna do Disney World
I need Disney World

When, you think I'm through
There's still MORE to do
I'mma visit the Nahtazu
And I swear I don't need your thrills
You can have Universal, I wanna do Disney World
I need Disney World

Do just as much as I want
All my friends I will taunt
As I visit my favorite Haunt
And I swear I don't need your thrills
You can have Universal, I wanna do Disney World
I need Disney World

[Fading out]
Go just as fast as I can
With a seven day plan
I'm gonna see Tomorrowland

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Dumb Ass Kid - May 24, 2005 - Report this comment
This is a really good parody! I can tell by reading it that there's been a lot of effort put into it! I can also completely relate - Disneyland Paris... (sniff) this parody brings back good memories! Abso-flippin'-lutely fantastic 555

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