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Song Parodies -> "Nappy Family"

Original Song Title:

"Family Potrait"

Original Performer:

Pink

Parody Song Title:

"Nappy Family"

Parody Written by:

Deldel

The Lyrics

I am a black kid making fun a girl in my school whos whole family has horrid hair. Pacing might be a bit off but I tried enjoy
Verse 1
mommas hair is frying , i hear sizzling sounds
she used extra strength perm and her hair burned out
my sister tries to pass her napps as tiny little dreds
but nobody has dreds that looks like balled up roaches
our family is nappy
were nappy ass NI99RAS
we look like lil slave dolls that live in a shelter
it aint easy living with a head full of peas
everyone in my families so nappy
why does our hair have to look like pieces of burnt macaroni



Bridge
I can't comb it out
can't even use hair grease
my napps just gets nappier
and perms don't do a damn thing
I can't comb it out
cause my scalp starts to bleed
my hair broke the teeth of the comb
cause i'm to damn nappy

verse2:
daddy's napps are frightning they make scary sounds
I saw a big bat wing and a some rat turd fall out
my grandma's she's nappy it may seem like she's bald but it's true
she only has two strands of hair but she still is nappy too
i got some braids today tried to braid my napps away
Went to the african hair place and got me some low bugdet braids
it aint easy living with a head full of peas
everyone in my families so nappy
why does our hair have to look like pieces of burnt macaroni why

Bridge
I can't comb it out
can't even use hair grease
my napps just gets nappier
and perms don't do a damn thing
I can't comb it out
cause my scalp starts to bleed
my hair broke the teeth of the comb
cause i'm to damn nappy



Bridge#2
In our negro portrait
We look really nappy
We can't pretend that our napps don't come natrually
I don't wanna go outside with nappy braids
walking around looking homeless
I wish i didn't break my combs everyday
And i wish niggro napps wouldnt be my nickname


Chorus2x
In our negro Portrait
we look really nappy
we can't pretend
that we don't have ni99a napps
In our negro Portrait
were extreamly nappy
we can't pretend
like we don't have dodo beads

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