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Song Parodies -> "Democrat Convention (The John Kerry Song)"

Original Song Title:

"Get This Party Started"

Original Performer:

Pink

Parody Song Title:

"Democrat Convention (The John Kerry Song)"

Parody Written by:

Bob Smith

The Lyrics

All about John Kerry. I'm not particularly pro-Dem, but hey, I think this is funny.For pacing purposes, the word "victory" is written "vict'ry" with 2 syllables.It's my first parody, so tell me what you think!
My polls are up, better get my vict'ry party started.
My polls are up, better get my vict'ry party started.

Democrat convention is on next Monday night
Everyone is waiting for me to arrive
I'll be with John Edwards, he's my pick for VP
He's a nice ol' Southerner who's up from NC
Iowa caucus meant that I crushed Howard Dean
I'll campaign for miles, if you know what I mean!

My polls are up, better get my vict'ry party started.
My polls are up, better get my vict'ry party started.

Bush recently snubbed the N-double A-CP
His mistake, 'cause now everybody there likes me.
War in Iraq really isn't going that well
Soldiers coming back looking like they've been through hell.
Unemployment's rising, and gas prices obscene
I'll campaign for miles if you know what I mean!

My polls are up, better get my vict'ry party started.
My polls are up, better get my vict'ry party started.
Get my party started.

When November rolls around, you know what to do.
Vote Kerry and Edwards, we're the right guys for you
Anyone who's someone knows that we're the right choice
'Cause we speak for you, the people, with one clear voice
Bush's veep is Cheney, who is grumpy and mean
Edwards is polite and his hair has real nice sheen.

My polls are up, better get my vict'ry party started.
My polls are up, better get my vict'ry party started.
My polls are up, better get my vict'ry party started.
My polls are up, better get my vict'ry party started.
Get that party started.
Dems are getting started right now.
Get my party started
Get my party started
Dems are getting started right now.
Based on the original lyrics found on www.azlyrics.com's PINK LYRICSCopyrighted under applicable law. Reproduction allowed with permission of author.

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Johnny D - July 20, 2004 - Report this comment
Very clever, good job. Funny lines, too ...... "Edwards is polite and his hair has real nice sheen"
Ashkicksass - July 20, 2004 - Report this comment
Great debut, Bob! Can't wait to see more! (Btw, my favorite line was "Bush's veep is Cheney, who is grumpy and mean") LOL
John Barry - July 20, 2004 - Report this comment
Don't know the tune, but this is an auspicious beginning. Nice work.
Joelle - July 20, 2004 - Report this comment
Excellent! 5's!
Bob Smith - July 20, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks guys, I appreciate it! Johnny and Ash, glad you liked that part; that was the harder part to pace but I really wanted to get that in there.
Big G - July 20, 2004 - Report this comment
I'm from NC and I can say that Edwards is a disgrace he hasn't even done his job sicne he began to run for president, yet he makes a special trip to vote against the 2nd admeandment I'll bet these two run the country into the ground in 2 months...
Michael Pacholek - July 20, 2004 - Report this comment
Actually, it's Bush and Cheney who ran the country into the ground, thinking there was oil there. But as Mr. M.L. Aday taught us, there ain't no Coupe deVille lying at the bottom of a Cracker Jack box. And Big G: Jesse Helms is retired, and unless you're an active-duty military officer or enlisted man, a cop or a federal agent, then you are not a member of a well-regulated militia. I'm coming to pry open your cold, dead hands. If I have to, with the burnt pole of the last Confederate flag.
Ashkicksass - August 05, 2004 - Report this comment
Yeah Michael...you're a big racist! At least I think that's what that says. Even though it came out of friggin nowhere...

Big G - if you are going to post the inflammatory comments that you do, I strongly recommend that you proofread them first. You really can't expect people to take your arguments seriously when you come off like you're missing a few brain cells...
Big G - August 06, 2004 - Report this comment
Hey I just have a problem spotting Typos and I am too lazy to proofread. Plus I'd like to propse a truce, lets just stop with everything political. And I send inflamatory reamarks to respons to infmamatory remarks (most of my friends are black so when someone implies I'm racist I get really offended.)

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