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Song Parodies -> "Won"

Original Song Title:

"Don't Let Me Get Me"

Original Performer:

Pink

Parody Song Title:

"Won"

The Lyrics

An apology to Leo Jay and EmiLoca for my crude previous parody. Hope this
makes amends.
Severed wit, worst pace.
I won't report the stream,
Of rants Jake injected,
In my suckful 'clever' theme.

Featured hating, see.
I fared depraving thee.
I was so lame in my plight
To be candid, WasNotRight.

The next day I bite my tongue against my censure.
Can't Jake rehearse his next attack caref'lly?

Was a bastard, Bratto-Ralph.
Won't you forgive me? Try to groan, worst parody.
It's bad when jokes destroy good health.
Not yestlicating.
Don't want to peeve my friends, they're sore.
My parodies will not offend.

OJ scolds me, thought he was just cut.
I re-read the page. The parody was smut.
Tried to be a joker, to slam you with cheer.
I wrote dirty. It did taint me.

So brothers, love ya, won't you acquit my crude, dumb song?
I pray my ex-wife will thump me sense!

Was a bastard, Bratto-Ralph.
Won't you forgive me? Try to groan, worst parody.
It's bad when jokes destroy good health.
Not yestlicating.
Don't want to peeve my friends, they're sore.
My parodies will not offend.
I'm on holiday for a week or so from tomorrow, so won't be able to reply on
comments for a while. Cheers.

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Blethar - June 25, 2004 - Report this comment
5-5-5, solely for the use of the word "yestlicating." And, y'know, the parody was good too.
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - June 30, 2004 - Report this comment
AARGH! I just got back from holidays and find that this is titled 'Won' when it should be 'Won't You Forgive Me?' Poobum tanty!!!
EmiLoca - June 30, 2004 - Report this comment
Very well written, and amend made, but this doesn't change the way things already were. Notlicating.
Tibbygirl - June 30, 2004 - Report this comment
Nice try, Jake. Apparantly didn't work. Hm. You should try sending her a decaying flower of some sort. That kind of thing always wins her heart.
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - July 01, 2004 - Report this comment
Roses really smell like poo-hoo-hoo.
Apricot - July 14, 2004 - Report this comment
Is there any way Apricot can help?
Apricot - August 26, 2004 - Report this comment
Well screw you too! *Leaves*
Global Population - August 26, 2004 - Report this comment
*cheers*
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - October 28, 2004 - Report this comment
*high-fives Global Population.*

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