Song Parodies -> "Freak"

Original Song Title:

"Get The Party Started"

Original Performer:

Pink

Parody Song Title:

"Freak"

Parody Written by:

Curtis McIntyre

The Lyrics

Umm... the only prelude I can think of for this song is, "Calamari stew makes your ears turn blue."

I - am a freak, so you better just stay away from me
I - am a freak, so you better just stay away from me

Once I chased the mailman on a Saturday night
Acted like a werewolf and I gave him a bite
Droppin' all the letters, some addressed to me friends
Chased that mail carrier all along the street bends
Finally the mailman realized I'm just a guy
He called me real stupid, that's why he had to die

I - Am a freak, so you better just stay away from me
I - Am a freak, so you better just stay away from me

Tonight I'll try a new thing, get covered in a sheet
Actin' like a ghost I'll scare ya, it'll be neat
Everybody's freakin', runnin' from the ghost fast
All the people were scared, my god that was a blast
To celebrate what I did, I stopped at a bar
But then I got mugged, so I didn't get far

I - Am a freak, so you better just stay away from me
I - Am a freak, so you better just stay away from me

Once I hit my girlfriend with an old moldy broom
So she locked all the doors, I was trapped in the room
She started to kick me in the head with her feet
Smothered me with some bread, it was sugar, not wheat
She cut out my voice-box, now I guess I'm a mime
But I am not angry, this happens all the time

I - Am a freak, so you better just stay away from me
I - Am a freak, so you better just stay away from me
I - Am a freak, so you better just stay away from me
I - Am a freak, so you better just stay away from me

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OldUnclePhil - April 09, 2004 - Report this comment

Possibly one of the strangest things I have read in quite a while (and I read alot of strange things). Very funny, and the new chorus is oddly catchy. Possibly I only liked it because of your prelude talking about calamari stew and ears, but it could be from odd wit. Funny? Yes. Amusing? Yes. Written by a sane person? Probably not, but that may be a helpfull tool in the wonderful world of parody.

neminem - May 19, 2004 - Report this comment

To quote Starcraft, "This is very interesting. But stupid." The verses that weren't the last one were pretty good.

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