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Song Parodies -> "God Is A Monkey"

Original Song Title:

"God Is A DJ"

Original Performer:

Pink

Parody Song Title:

"God Is A Monkey"

Parody Written by:

Michael

The Lyrics

Two things b4 you read. One i'm back after a long break and two, read it carefully before you vote because it has meaning to it.
[VERSE 1:]
I've always wondered what god looks like
Those ancient people from the nile have seen his eyes
Now i think he can be a prime ape
Because we all evolved, though GB thinks no
Like we were from ape form
Who tried it on two legs
Then we grew less hairy
And now we're sapiens
I can see clearly in front of my eyes
It's clear that i'm right

[CHORUS:]
That God is a monkey
And his sons are holy
If love is for straight men
And he hates rap music
If God is monkey
And his sons are holy
He gets the bananas
While you get the taxes

[Verse 2:]
I've thought this through- with my hands through my hair
Thinking it over clearly and making it quite fair
Does he even have a mouth are a red blotted tongue
Or he might be a big speck of lighted sun
So open up your eyes
And look at his paw print
Look for no heaven
For you will not find one
Anywhere near here
You are rebirthed
And that's how it is

[CHORUS:]
That God is a monkey
And his sons are holy
If love is for straight men
And he hates rap music
If God is monkey
And his sons are holy
He gets the bananas
While you get the taxes


[BRIDGE:]
He get bananas while you get the taxes
You pay for his litter cause you are his slaves
I've got a reason to beleieve that i am right
If you do not like it then piss off with this

If God Is a Monkey... If God
If God is a Monkey (his sons are holy)
Get your ass out of church now

[CHORUS (2X):]
That God is a monkey
And his sons are holy
If love is for straight men
And he hates rap music
If God is monkey
And his sons are holy
He gets the bananas
While you get the taxes

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 3.7
How Funny: 3.7
Overall Rating: 3.7

Total Votes: 3

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Agrimorfee - March 17, 2004 - Report this comment
DKTOS, but this song has something going for it...very acidic satirical thoughts flying around in this, kinda like J. Swift through Roger Waters. Consider writing a new melody around this and it would make a great original song. 445
Charlton Heston - March 17, 2004 - Report this comment
"SOYLENT GREEN - IT'S PEOPLE - IT'S PEEEEEEOPLE!!! AAAAAARRR!!"

What? Oh....sorry, wrong movie. Good parody, 5's.
Jocko Homo - March 17, 2004 - Report this comment
They tell us we all lost our tails - evolving up from little snails - I say it's all just wind in sails. . . Are we not men? (D-E-V-O!) Are we not men? (D-E-V-O!)

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