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Song Parodies -> "Family Torch it"

Original Song Title:

"Family Portrait"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Family Torch it"

Parody Written by:

Steven Benz

The Lyrics

Daddy please stop flying
i cant stand the smell
your weed is Crappy and it's
makin me Laugh

i hear wrappers crunching
as i look up in my fridge
I got the munchies so bad and its making me cringe
we fight about candy about weed
and a snicker
and this i come home to, no peanut butter
It aint easy,started smoking when i was 3
never know what chronic could be
iv'e seen, i dont want weed to destroy me like it has done my memory

can we smoke it up..
Can we be two druggies
i promise ill puff and pass
Daddy cant out smoke me
Can we see doubles
can we get lots of candy
i promise ill puff and pass
daddy cant out smoke me..

Daddy please stop laughing
i cant stand no more
make mama stop Caughing
cause i need weed around
My Bong it loves you
No matter how it works its cool
i know that it burns you
but remember ill smoke with you

I ran two feet today, ran from the smoke
untill it went away
dont wanna toke back at that place
But dont have no Light no way
It aint easy,started smoking when i was 3
never know what chronic could be
iv'e seen, i dont want weed to destroy me like it has done my memory

In our family supply
it smells really yummy
Lets have a little , lets smoke like we havent in a week
i dont wanna have to split my weed and thangs I dont want to wear dresses
i dont want smoke it all anyways
And i dont want my mom to have to Bum my last roach

The weed will get cheaper
i wont smoke much morer
ill tell my pot friend
i wont roll a blunt at dinner
ill smoke so much lesser
ill do anything for a hit
ill be your smoke friend forever
ill smoke no more at night.

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Pacing: 3.7
How Funny: 4.0
Overall Rating: 3.7

Total Votes: 3

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me - October 29, 2004 - Report this comment
Your idea was good but... really the pacing's not so good and most of the lyrics don't rhyme at all.
Steven Benz - September 07, 2007 - Report this comment
wow i sucked a few years ago lol

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