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Song Parodies -> "Family Torch it"

Original Song Title:

"Family Portrait"

Original Performer:

Pink

Parody Song Title:

"Family Torch it"

Parody Written by:

Steven Benz

The Lyrics

Daddy please stop flying
i cant stand the smell
your weed is Crappy and it's
makin me Laugh

i hear wrappers crunching
as i look up in my fridge
I got the munchies so bad and its making me cringe
we fight about candy about weed
and a snicker
and this i come home to, no peanut butter
CHORUS:
It aint easy,started smoking when i was 3
never know what chronic could be
iv'e seen, i dont want weed to destroy me like it has done my memory

can we smoke it up..
Can we be two druggies
i promise ill puff and pass
Daddy cant out smoke me
Can we see doubles
can we get lots of candy
i promise ill puff and pass
daddy cant out smoke me..

Daddy please stop laughing
i cant stand no more
make mama stop Caughing
cause i need weed around
My Bong it loves you
No matter how it works its cool
i know that it burns you
but remember ill smoke with you

I ran two feet today, ran from the smoke
untill it went away
dont wanna toke back at that place
But dont have no Light no way
CHORUS:
It aint easy,started smoking when i was 3
never know what chronic could be
iv'e seen, i dont want weed to destroy me like it has done my memory


In our family supply
it smells really yummy
Lets have a little , lets smoke like we havent in a week
i dont wanna have to split my weed and thangs I dont want to wear dresses
i dont want smoke it all anyways
And i dont want my mom to have to Bum my last roach

The weed will get cheaper
i wont smoke much morer
ill tell my pot friend
i wont roll a blunt at dinner
ill smoke so much lesser
ill do anything for a hit
ill be your smoke friend forever
ill smoke no more at night.

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me - October 29, 2004 - Report this comment
Your idea was good but... really the pacing's not so good and most of the lyrics don't rhyme at all.
Steven Benz - September 07, 2007 - Report this comment
wow i sucked a few years ago lol

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