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Song Parodies -> "Keep Your Hands To Yourself"

Original Song Title:

"Don't Let Me Get Me"

Original Performer:

Pink

Parody Song Title:

"Keep Your Hands To Yourself"

Parody Written by:

T.J. Spindler

The Lyrics

Track #4 on my "T.J. In The Box" album
I'm in the room,
Talkin' to my friends.
You just walk in,
show your rear end.
So I punch you,
you start bleedin'
teacher says "Hey
go to detention"

She would take me out to the hallway
Then she always says this line to me,

"Keep your hands to yourself.
Don't punch your classmates,
even if they are your enemies."
So then I punch HER out.
Someone calls 9-1-1.
Now here are the police. (Here are the police)

I'm in Juvi.
There's no T.V.
So then I think
about something.
Now at lunchtime
I punch the guard out.
I'm escaping!
I feel so free!

But now the cops catch me.
And one man says this to me:

"Keep your hands to yourself.
Don't punch our guards,
even if they are your enemies."
So then I punch Him out.
Someone calls 9-1-1.
Now here are more police. (Here are more police)

But now the cops catch me.
I that I can't believe! (Don't let them catch me!)

(Electric Guitar Solo)

"Keep your hands to yourself.
Don't punch our guards,
even if they are your enemies."
So then I punch Him out.
Someone calls 9-1-1.
Now here are more police. (Here are more police)

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\/\/}{@+ /\/\ EYE? - December 09, 2003 - Report this comment
cool. leave it at thatt.
Not Saying My Name - November 16, 2004 - Report this comment
I found some pacing problems here.

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