-> "Don't Pay My Bills"
Original Song Title:
"Just Like A Pill"
Parody Song Title:
"Don't Pay My Bills"
They're lying here on the floor by the t.v.
Things just cost to much
They're here somwhere, my place's a dump
The cash is not enough
Can't pay all this child support, I won't be able to use my light switch
No more crack-cocaine, I'll need a cheaper fix
No more private nurse again, have to pay for a bi**h
Need to rob a bank again, this time
I'll run, just as fast as I can, but not to the middle of nowhere but to a place in times square and I swear.
I don't pay my bills, Instead of makin it better, they threaten to kill.
They said I'll get killed.
Shouldn't have bought that house in the Indies
What an expensive trip.
I always thought that bills would be different.
Can someone please chip in some help?!
Can;t pay my dads life support, I need a new outfit.
Ben & Jerry's ice cream, cheaper without choclate chips
I tried to put a curse on them but I guess I'm not a witch
Need to rob Enron, maybe
Can't bet my cash on sports, we'll just a little bit.
No more milk with soy beans, have to deal with havin the Sh*ts
Have to jack my sisters purse again, she's always been a bi**h
They'll kill me if I don't get out of here, I guess
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