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Song Parodies -> "Ghetto Child"

Original Song Title:

"American Child"

Original Performer:

Phil Vassar

Parody Song Title:

"Ghetto Child"

Parody Written by:

Mike Armstrong

The Lyrics

The life of another American child sitting down to reflect...
I was ten I was thin cuz my dad didn't work
And the welfare checks paid for dad's liquor, that jerk
In dark East St Louis who'd ever think
That a short kid like me
Could pass on XTC

814 Arrow no plumbing or heat
Just an old dark pawnshop and "Tyrell's discount meat"
Now I'm beating the system with Worker's Comp stuff
And when I count my money... I'm glad I'm enough

An American child
An American child
Cuz ghettos are wild when you are
An American child

80 lbs 9 ounces is my pot stash
And the world is so great when I'm high on the hash
With a promise that's more than just whacking a guy
My homies is tight and so I am high

As American child
An American child
Cuz Ghettos are wild when you are
An American child

My Grandpappy turned 47 today
When he was 15 he lied down beside

An American child
An American child
Illigitimate fathers that bear
An American child

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Pacing: 4.3
How Funny: 4.3
Overall Rating: 4.3

Total Votes: 30

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denise - October 26, 2006 - Report this comment
wat up u iz ghetto

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