-> "Just Another Case Of Head Lice"
Original Song Title:
"Just Another Day In Paradise"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Just Another Case Of Head Lice"
The Lyrics
The kids screaming, when I come
I've got a diesiese what can I say?
I've never had friends - no never
Even my parents are afraid of me
So I try to take a quick shower
But it's no use at all cause it's still there
My nasty hair makes you hurl
So I walk away without a word
There goes another one
it's on your head, now you got it
I'm sorry it's not my fault
Blame the million bugs I have in my hair
Well, It's bad. It's not right
I can't believe I've got head lice
We, there's no place that
I can be
Without people running
Away from me
Why does this always happen to me?
I rinse my hair every night
But it's just another case of head lice
Friday, no date
Guess I'll never date if I have this case
At the mall people run away
Am I a plauge or something?
Well it now looks like
My social life has gone straight down the drain
I rub and I scrub but it don't work
I'm a walking plauge it's plain to see
Take to me a doctor
Because this lice
Is really starting to get to me
I'm not, happy
Because I've got a bunch of head lice
But I don't want to
shave my head
I'll just go and sever
My head
I'd rather be dead than live like this
I rinse my hair every night
But it's just another case of head lice
It's just another case of head lice
Well, it's the kids screaming. When I come
Just another case
Well, it's Friday. No date
Oh yeah, it's just another case of head lice
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