-> "Munchin'"
Original Song Title:
"Frontin'"
Original Performer:
Pharrell featuring Jay-Z
Parody Song Title:
"Munchin'"
The Lyrics
Baby,
Can't get enough of that there.
I really gotta stop munchin'
He-he-he, yeah yeah
I can't stop stuffin' myself with food,
But I ain't eatin' just enough to soothe.
I stay hungry. (I'm hungry, so hungry)
I try to bring munchin' to a stance,
But I find myself lickin' out ten pans.
Baby, 'cuz I'm greedy.
So then you fried,
Deep-fried the wings because you know how I'm crav-in' the crunch (crave the crunch)
Then you provide, the big bag of cheese nips, Oh how I teared that sh** up(tear that shit up)
I know that I'm eatin' it all; you know I don't share at all
I just love munchin' (you know I'm hungry, babe)
The cravin' is in my jaw, so baby, just cook it all.
I'll just do crunches (I can't stop munchin' girl)
Gotta be as patient as can be, but still I sneak and chew on cheese
And I'm grubbin'
I be grubbin' through the commercial
Showin' me a KFC special,
And now I'm hungry. (Whoa-ooo-oooh yeah, yeah)
Deep-fried the wings because you know how I'm crav-in' the crunch (crave the crunch)
I realized, that every time you cooked them meals that I was gon' tear that sh** up (tear that sh** up)
You know that I eat it all; when you reach I just scream "hell, naw"
I'm constantly munchin' (you know that I'm greedy girl)
At times I don't stop at all, never mind if I gorge it all
It's just too scrumptious (you know I love munchin')
HO! HERE'S ANOTHER PLATE, PHA-MEAL!
I'M SAYIN' PHA-MEAL 'CUZ HE'S FULL OF FOOD.
HE-HE, CHEEZ! J HUNGRY. UH, YEAH!
LET ME TALK TO 'EM . I'MA STEAL THE MEAT.
EVERYTIME A PAN WAS BROUGHT IN
I WOULD GET ALL NUMB W/ GREED
AND EAT IT ALL TO CRUMBS.
AND SO, IT WAS ANOTHER MEAL I GET
DOWN N DIRTY ON. BUT, UH, TRUTH BE TOLD,
I'M HAPPY WITH FRUIT LOOPS. AND SO, ITS TOO
MUCH TO BE MUNCHIN', AND BE CRUNCHIN'.
REBELLIN', TRYNA KEEP MYSELF FROM
FILLIN' IN MY MOUF. FRONTIN' LIKE I AIN'T
HUNGRY ALL THE TIME, WHEN I AM.
(I just love munchin') THINKIN' I COULD STOP AT ANYTIME
I know that I'm eatin' it all; you know I don't share at all
I just love munchin' (you know I'm hungry, babe)
The cravin' is in my jaw, so baby, just cook it all.
I'll just do crunches (I can't stop munchin' girl)
HO!
(Fat guy wheezing)
Munch, ooooooh ooooh
Whoa-oh, oh ohhhh
Munch, ooooooh ooooh
Whoa-oh, oh ohhhh
(Fat guy wheezing)
Munch, ooooooh ooooh
Whoa-oh, oh ohhhh
Munch, ooooooh ooooh
Whoa-oh, oh ohhhh
I like this meal, thank you baby
i'm eatin' now, I won't stop til' later
i'm gon' sneak into your frigidair
A' ight
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