It was all his fault, mailed me those kielbasas and the best wursts
By the time they started showing up, I ate them and started throwing up
These meats, the taste I love
So if i start I'm never going to ever have enough
By the time i needed a milkshake, ya to the blender, bratwursts I take
I'll eat it with a beer called Duff
I'll start on a crateload and I'll never have enough
Ugh, stand back
I'll blow some chunks all over the place

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Ya sausages always taste good
Ya all day long, I'm in the mood

Well I was trapped in my tight jeans
Shouldn't of had those 40 bratwursts with beans
Now I can never escape, see my flailing arms and bellyaches
When my pants began to tear, scare, or was the sight too much to bear?
Well I guess I'll never eat steaks, I know when my belt buckle breaks
Stand back
I need more bratwurst

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