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Song Parodies -> "Drugstore Pharmacy"

Original Song Title:

"F**k Authority"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Pennywise

Parody Song Title:

"Drugstore Pharmacy"

Parody Written by:

DarkJon64

The Lyrics

Someday, you're gonna get a bad headache
You better go to the doctor, see what he will say
Today, the medicines are great
The steps of science have come a long long way

I say Drugstore Pharmacy
Source of nutritency
Filled the perscription
Now it's time for medication
Sick of diseases
Sick of poor lives
So we make medicine
TO KEEP PEOPLE ALIVE!!!

Congestion?
Take an Asprin!
We'll even give you a flu vaccination!
Pennecillin!
Acetominophen!
Together we can stop--
Stop Dying!

You know the time is right to take your pills
These are your best defence against the common cold
No way, will tylenol make it go away
Use buckleys it is GROSS BUT IT WORKS GREAT!!

I say Drugstore Pharmacy
Source of nutritency
Filled the perscription
Now it's time for medication
Sick of diseases
Sick of poor lives
So we make medicine
TO KEEP PEOPLE ALIVE!!!

Congestion?
Take an Asprin!
We'll even give you a flu vaccination!
Pennecillin!
Acetominophen!
You better keep out of reach of children!
Destroy! Sore Joints!
The child-proof cap is not a toy!
Gotta Take
Vitamin A!
Never excede more--
Than 12 a day!

(Instrumental)

Drugstore Pharmacy
Source of nutritency
Filled the perscription
Now it's time for medication
Sick of diseases
Sick of poor lives
So we make medicine
TO KEEP PEOPLE ALIVE!!!

Congestion?
Take an Asprin!
We'll even give you a flu vaccination!
Pennecillin!
Acetominophen!
Together we can stop--
Stop Dying!

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