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Song Parodies -> "They Are Mine"

Original Song Title:

"I Am Mine"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Pearl Jam

Parody Song Title:

"They Are Mine"

Parody Written by:

Anderson 'Parody Man' Araujo

The Lyrics

this is what I consider would be michael jackson's point of view about his case and that famous trial everyone kept talking about till the day it ended.(this is not meant to offend mr. jackson in any way, this is just for fun).
the childish, they're all standing in line
they're faithing and hoping that I'll buy them more time
me, I invite every kid that pass by
to come to neverland

the dolls and the toys and remote controlled cars
there's mickey and donald and there is also popeye
I know my money isn't growing and broke I will die
all the little kids are mine
they are mine

and the kiddies,get them all behind
I am innocence, but they won't believe that
insignificant, in front of their eyes
there's no need to hide
I'm safe tonight

the jacuzzi's full cuz is time for everyone's bath
some folks are here to meet home alone's cast
the charges go bigger when the charges are denied
the little kids do lie
I ain't bad

and the kiddies,get them all behind
I am innocence, but they won't believe that
insignificant, in front of their eyes
there's no need to hide
I'm safe tonight

and the kiddies,get them all behind
I am innocence, but they won't believe that
guilty, in front of their eyes
I might now need to hide
cuz now I'm on trial.

and the kiddies,they all want me back
I said innocent, and they believed that
innocent, in front of their eyes
now I don't need to hide
I won this trial.
again this is just for fun (in fact I like Mr. jackson's music).please leave a comment and vote. Enjoy

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justanotherreader - June 30, 2005 - Report this comment
pretty good, I like the way the choruses describe each phase of the whole thing, keep it up baby
anderson "parody man" araujo - June 30, 2005 - Report this comment
sorry about some misspells that you might find in this parody, but I wrote it in about 3 minutes cuz I was in a hurry, I hope you don't mind them
Red Ant - June 30, 2005 - Report this comment
Sorry I don't know this OS parody man. The mispellings aren't much of a problem here ( didn't see any ).
josh - August 30, 2006 - Report this comment
great shit i really want to record and produce it if its all right with you but when i say prodcue i dont mean sell it i just mean sing it then put it on the net 10/10

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