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Song Parodies -> "Last Lunch"

Original Song Title:

"Last Kiss"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Pearl Jam

Parody Song Title:

"Last Lunch"

Parody Written by:

Monica Dunlap

The Lyrics

At my gay school we can't get lunch if we don't have our "Lunch Credit Card". Needless to say I've lost about 43875 pounds since school started.
I was riding the bus
When I dropped my purse
But I didn't realize it at first
I got to school
And I got off the bus
Because I thought I had all of my stuff
I went inside and reached for my lipgloss
That's when I realized I left my purse on the bus
It was too late
The bus had left
I got this great big pain in my chest

Chorus:
Oh where oh where can my lunch card be?
I can't pay with real money
Now I have to go to the end of the line
And I don't think that I have enough time

Now I am without a lunch card
I'm kinda feeling like a retard
Everyone else has finished their lunch
And I am still waiting at the end of the bunch
I asked the lunch lady if I could just go
She said, "You don't have your lunch, so no"
She was so mean so I knocked her out
I stole some food and I ran out
Now I have detention
But at least I got my food
It was all her fault
She was so rude

Chorus
Woh (x 4)
Ohh (x4)

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