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Song Parodies -> "I Really Need A Girl (No Lying!) Part 1"

Original Song Title:

"I Need A Girl Part 1"

Original Performer:

P. Diddy

Parody Song Title:

"I Really Need A Girl (No Lying!) Part 1"

Parody Written by:

Manilla Diddy Combs--The Real No Money Records

The Lyrics

This song just relates to me and I have given it a new twist. It is dedicated to my future wife wherever she may be. It may have some of the same lyrics P. Diddy sung in his song with Usher, but I really feel the same way. I don't have the money Diddy has, but you get my point.
(Manilla Diddy—entire song)
Yeah, come on
I need a, I wanna

I need a girl to ride ride ride,
I need a girl to make my wife
I need a girl who loves me day and night
I need a girl...in my life

Yo, I'm not internationally known on the microphone
Writing a song that's not plagiarized
—that is my own
I'm not a pimp daddy cuz I spend all Friday nights at home
I'm so tone deaf it would scare people on the microphone
I want a girl that will tickle my fancy
I just want a girl who wants to marry me
Or anybody wants to raise a family, just someone who can stand me
Just someone to go to the mall, the movies, and to other places, cause
Most of the girls I meet just plain out be confusin' me
I know they don't really love me. I know they be usin' me
Got "NO MONEY", I know people really be hatin' me
Had a girl who was depressed and be usin' me
That's why I need a girl to really be lovin' me
Who knows my name, and knows how to be treatin' me
Without a girl on my side, loneliness be ruinin' me
Forget the world girl, it's you and me

Now let's ride...

CHORUS:
I need a girl to ride, ride, ride
I need a girl to make my wife
I need a girl who's mine oh mine
I need a girl in my life
I need a girl to ride, ride, ride
I need a girl to be my wife
Nobody else cuz she's all mine
I need a girl in my life

Yo, now I have had a lot of women in my lifetime
But now I just need a woman who's got the right mind
I had pretty chicks who were rich and had expensive sneakers
And ugly ass bitches who just had all the right features
Prepaid Cell Phones and beepers, Girls who don't know how to treat ya
She'll break your heart, and walk out and leave ya
If I find a girl, I'ma keep her
Cuz I still be gettin "NO MONEY", but the game gettin deeper
You know some real shit, I need somebody I'll still be with
I need somebody I can chill with
I need somebody I can hold tight
Somebody, the girl who is right
Anytime we together feel so right
You the girl I been lookin for my whole life
God bless me, I'm glad I got the insight
It's cuz of you girl, now I understand life

I need a girl...

Chorus

I had a girl that wouldn't have died for me
Didnt 'preciate me cause she didn't cry for me
Every night I have tears in my eyes for she
I will describe the girl that is right for me
At first we'd be friends then become lovers
You'd be more than my girl, we'd be like brothers
All night we would play fight under covers
To the future gal, I'd love you like I really wanna
But everytime I think about your pretty smile
And how we'd to drive the whole city wild
Damn I wish you would'da had my child
A pretty little girl wit Manilla Diddy-style; girls gone wild
All them days that I would reminisce
About the way that I would like to kiss your pretty lips
But as long as you're happy, I'm a tell you this
I love you girl and you're the one that I will always miss
I love you, yeah

I need a girl to ride, ride, ride
I need a girl to be my future wife
I need a girl who's mine oh mine
I need a girl in my life
I need a girl to ride, ride, ride
I need a girl to be my future wife
Nobody else cuz she's all mine
I need a girl in my life
I need a girl to ride, ride, ride
I need a girl to make my future wife
I need a girl who's mine oh mine
I need a girl in my life
I need a girl to ride, ride, ride
I need a girl to be my future wife
Nobody else cuz she's all mine
I need a girl in my life
I need a girl to ride, ride, ride
I need a girl to make my future wife
I need a girl who's mine oh mine
I need a girl in my life
I need a girl to ride, ride, ride
I need a girl to be my future wife
Nobody else cuz she's all mine
I need a girl in my life

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