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Song Parodies -> "The Classroom Position"
Original Song Title:
"The Magic Position"
Original Performer:
Patrick Wolf
Parody Song Title:
"The Classroom Position"
Parody Written by:
Duc4AmIRight
The Lyrics
Here's a song all about the classroom.
So let the people talk
This Monday morning walk
Right past the fabulous mess we're in
It's gonna be a beautiful day
So do the teachers sing
As I take your hand
And you take my kiss
And I take the world
'Cause out of all the people I've known
The pledges I've been
The songs that I have sung
The wonders I've seen
Now that the learners are all coming true
Who is the one that leads me on through
It's you
Who puts me in the classroom position, darling now
You put me in the classroom position
To live, to learn, to love in the major test
And I know how you've done
And been dragged through the papers
But c'mon get back up
It's the time to work
So give your love to me
I'm gonna keep it carefully
Deep in the study notes below my breast
'Cause out of all the people I've known
The pledges I've been
The songs that I have sung
The wonders I've seen
Now that the learners are all coming true
Who is the one that leads me on through
It's you
Who puts me in the classroom position, darling now
You put me in the classroom position, darling so
Let me put you in the classroom position, darling
'Cause I'm singing in the, the major test
Let me put you in the major test
This Monday morning walk
Right past the fabulous mess we're in
It's gonna be a beautiful day
So do the teachers sing
As I take your hand
And you take my kiss
And I take the world
'Cause out of all the people I've known
The pledges I've been
The songs that I have sung
The wonders I've seen
Now that the learners are all coming true
Who is the one that leads me on through
It's you
Who puts me in the classroom position, darling now
You put me in the classroom position
To live, to learn, to love in the major test
And I know how you've done
And been dragged through the papers
But c'mon get back up
It's the time to work
So give your love to me
I'm gonna keep it carefully
Deep in the study notes below my breast
'Cause out of all the people I've known
The pledges I've been
The songs that I have sung
The wonders I've seen
Now that the learners are all coming true
Who is the one that leads me on through
It's you
Who puts me in the classroom position, darling now
You put me in the classroom position, darling so
Let me put you in the classroom position, darling
'Cause I'm singing in the, the major test
Let me put you in the major test
Well take this test now!
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