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Song Parodies -> "School Contest Rap"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

Path To Heaven

Parody Song Title:

"School Contest Rap"

Parody Written by:

Christian Spindler

The Lyrics

I heard you were having a contest
to find the most stupid teacher in town.
I'd like to nominate myself,
'cause I just like to get down.
I'm patient with my constipation,
no matter how stuck it is.
Most of all,
every hour I need to take a wizz!

Nominate me!
Nominate me!
I'll be smarter than George W. B.
Can't you see,
if you nominate me,
No Homework!
No Tests!
Not even history!!!

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Christian Spindler - October 24, 2003 - Report this comment
Well, how do you all like it?
cynthia sengphong - March 25, 2005 - Report this comment
wassup hey im cynthia and I made up a rapp but it has i think bad words here its my rap: i remeber the first day me n u first lay eyes on each other make me feel so speical like a had a boi holding me for days so i didnt let go .i gave u my heartt so u can have to restored the one i love its truely hea wit me but it all fell apart i cant do nun but just get back wit u when i look in yo eyes i see yo face wit da face i had new before baby u no i love u kiss u because i love u i miss u i never ment to diss u cause u always goanan be mi bo0 you feel my hands its warm wit blood. when i look in to ur face n feel ur lips. ill be yo lady n u be my man holding hands under my stars at night ur arms holding on me so tight it feel so rite when u look into my eyes it sparkle up in da stars uh huh u no i been waiting at da bars. do u gotta lost a boi who try to be mine. u no people been hateing i be waiting 4 it tew stop rumors spreading its killing lets dis shyte n get over it cuss u no i love u.. our love 4 eva but some1 breakin it apart it ryhme wit moody dats y we not together 4 ever shyte she got nun to mess up all she do is tryin tew break us apart dats y we in a fight dat aint right im so bright u so light im tight u better get dat right. wat did i do tew deserve dis shyte i didnt get one last kiss frm u all dis day been a mess shyte mi life is ova someone ruin my life dats y i hab no one shyte all dis tyme been nunthing to u cant beleive u take it seruiosy now mi friends been haten juss because dis fawken shyte but i got feeling 4 u now i miss u my friends diss u now wat did i dew to u wrong i did everything have ur heart in mine but it all change. ur stuck in my dream u say we never been a tem but still ur tween but ill be yo qween u could be my king but i still hab da bling shoo u booo hooo u tooo u fooo damn u y u been trpinn wat like we never be togther not 4 eva dissing me not missing not not no mo u a hoe u suck mi toe fresh n clean there its has bad words well bye PS if you like it then here my email
her sis sis - February 23, 2008 - Report this comment
anyways ah u peebaa. song or rap wasn't ok, but yeah nice job
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