-> "Book Report"
Original Song Title:
"Last Resort" (MP3)
Parody Song Title:
This is my third grade thesis
Must write a book report
But I really... Hate reading
Pick out a book? With these cliff notes I’m cheating
To write my book report
Must write this halfway decent
I’ll ace my book report
Cause in class I’m caught sleeping
I’ll take a look, At your paper I’m peeping
You don’t like to share? That’s why I’m creeping
That book’s too long, Want something slight!
Picked “Green Eggs And Ham” to write
Teacher puts up a fight
Need to be a book that’s wide
So that Dr. Seuss ain’t gonna slide
Want to read something light, What can I find?
“The Little Prince”, “A Wrinkle In Time”
This is a fright, I’m in a bind
“The Giving Tree”, “Harriet The Spy”
Want my work minimized, I’ll pick one that’s slim
Cause I’m only eight, Books belong in trash bins
Dummy, Reading is heinous, You won’t see me grin
Brain is stifled: Big words but I’m dim
I’m not spellbound by that Harry Potter
The movies are great but the books are a rotter
Thousands of pages suck, I’m not a geek like Neville
JK Rowling won’t lead me to revel
Cause I’m not all that bright, Want to unwind
I’ll play games and I’ll go melt my mind
Those novels bite so my gears grind
Wouldn’t use brail if I just went blind!
Words in my sight, They make me whine
“The Hobbit”? I’m not trying!
“Gone… with… the… Wind…” is… a… huge… pain!
Won’t touch “Wind In The Willows”
Screw this dumb book report
“The Outsiders” is boring
I’m not sad enough to read “Tuesdays with Morrie”
I’ll pick this one: “Lord of the Flies”
I’ll just skim the Wiki site
Don’t want to waste my night
Since this story is my plight
Think I’ll make it all up on the “Fly”
“In a magical light this one strange guy
Changed this body: Grew wings from his spine
Now he has flight, Takes to the skies
Things get rocky on garbage he dines
Becomes a knight but the king dies
He’s running the whole country”
MY… RE…PORT'S… DONE… I’LL… GET… AN… A
Teacher’s stunned… Won’t give an A…
Nothing was… RIGHT!!!
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