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Song Parodies -> "Plastic Fork"

Original Song Title:

"Last Resort"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Papa Roach

Parody Song Title:

"Plastic Fork"

Parody Written by:

Jammy

The Lyrics

Cut my life into pizza
This is my plastic fork
oven baking, heavy breathing
don't give a fuck if it's carbs that I'm eating

Cut my life into pizza
I've got my plastic fork
oven baking, heavy breathing
don't give a fuck if it's carbs that I'm eating
Do you even care if I grate cheeses?

Would it be thin or
Would it be thick
If I chose my dough tonight
Chances are that I might
Chicken wings on the side
And I'm contemplating crispy fries

'Cause I'm eating my fries, munchin chicken thighs,
Wish somebody would hand me those chives
I'm eating my fries, munchin chicken thighs,
Wish somebody would hand me those chives

I never realized, It was spicy chicken,
Till it was too late and I was burnin within,
Hungry feeding on tacos and chocolate tins
Platter for four, where do I begin

It all started when I munched on that pig
Only love for myself and only love for it
Searching to find a love upon a higher level
Finding nothing but bacon and blenders

Cause I'm eating my fries, munchin chicken thighs,
Wish somebody would hand me those chives
I'm eating my fries, munchin chicken thighs,
Wish somebody would hand me those chives

Bacons alright, chicken is fine
I'm munching and I'm dining
I'm dining, I'm dining, I'm dining, I'm dining
I'll go on living this way

Cut my life into pizza
I've got my plastic fork
oven baking, heavy breathing
don't give a fuck if it's carbs that I'm eating

Would it be thin or
Would it be thick
If I chose my dough tonight
Chances are that I might
Chicken wings on the side
And I'm contemplating crispy fries

Cause I'm eating my fries, munchin chicken thighs,
Wish somebody would hand me those chives
I'm eating my fries, munchin chicken thighs,
Wish somebody would hand me those chives

Bacons alright, chicken is fine
I'm munching and I'm dining
I'm dining, I'm dining, I'm dining, I'm dining
I'll go on living this way
bacons alright

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Overall Rating: 4.5

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Abbott Skelding - January 12, 2013 - Report this comment
I really liked the plastic fork/last resort rhyme. The pacing was off in a few places, but you did a really good job with this one. Nice work

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