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Song Parodies -> "Chocolate Torte"

Original Song Title:

"Last Resort"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Papa Roach

Parody Song Title:

"Chocolate Torte"

Parody Written by:

Weird Dave Stankovic

The Lyrics

Parody of 'Last Resort' by Papa Roach. Keeping to the actual song's theme about depression and childhood issues, think of a talented pastry chef with a bit of stress at work!
Cut with knife into pieces,
This is my chocolate torte.
Only cutting;
No slicing!
It's not a cake
That's why there's no damn icing!
This is my chocolate torte.

Cut with knife into pieces,
This is a chocolate torte.
Only cutting; No slicing!
It's not a cake
That's why there's no damn icing!
Why do you care so much if there's icing.

Did it go wrong? Did it go right?
If I made something tonight
Chances are that I might
Ruin souffles out of sight.
And I'm contemplating apple pie.

Getting egg on my whites, losing my hat.
Wish my apprentice would stop licking that!
Egg on my whites, losing my hat.
Wish my apprentice would stop licking that!

Oh no, my egg-wash, it was spread too thin.
The oven is on and the bread's now in (Angry).
Heading for chaos with that floury sin.
I hit myself with a rolling pin.

It all started with some water and flour
Some soda and yeast just to make it go sour (Searching)
To find a recipe which can deliver
Finding nothing but Jamie O-liver's!

Getting egg on my whites, losing my hat.
Wish my apprentice would stop licking that!
Egg on my whites, losing my hat.
Wish my apprentice would stop licking that!

Nothing's baked right. Nothing is fine.
My baking's been a crime.
A crime, a crime, a crime, a crime.
This...has...been...baked...in...the...wrong...way!

Cut with knife into pieces,
This is my chocolate torte.
Only cutting;
No slicing!
It's not a cake
That's why there's no damn icing!

Did it go wrong? Did it go right?
If I made something tonight
Chances are that I might
Ruin souffles out of sight.
And I'm contemplating apple pie.

Getting egg on my whites, losing my hat.
Wish my apprentice would stop licking that!
Egg on my whites, losing my hat.
Wish my apprentice would stop licking that!

Nothing's baked right. Nothing is fine.
My baking's been a crime.
This...has...been...baked...in...the...wrong...way!
This has been baked in the wrong way!
Nothing's baked...RIGHT!
Karaoke Link: Last Resort - Papa Roach (Karaoke) NOTE: It starts playing as soon as it loads so you might have to skip the first line or do it A cappella! Original music: Jacoby Shaddix & Tobin Esperance

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MrMacphisto - April 25, 2012 - Report this comment
Good job on an overplayed song 555

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