Song Parodies -> Crashed My Porsche (finalised version)
| Original Song Title: | "Last Resort" |
| Original Performer: | Papa Roach |
| Parody Song Title: | "Crashed My Porsche (finalised version)" |
| Parody Written by: | Gari J |
The original one i posted was not the one intended for this Site and t has caused some confusion so here is the parody as I wanted it to read out.
Cut my life in two pieces
I trashed my brand new Porsche
Needs refitting
New engine
It went over a cliff cos I was dam speeding
I trashed my brand new Porsche
cut my life in two pieces
I trashed my brand new Porsche
Needs refitting
New engine
I want to go take my car speeding
Don’t even care if I die bleeding
I made a left
Instead of right
The car flew rite out of sight
Exploded like dynamite
Made a flash that make you blind
There’s nothing left for me to find
Cos the Porsche was my ride
It was my pride
I got that car by selling my wife
Losing my mind
Selling my wife
I need someone to tell me I’m fine
Was never rich, I earn my living working
To afford that car
I had to spend my savings
Hungry
Eating leftovers
And food from the bin
My life is all gone where did I begin
It all started when I bought my Porsche’ a
No love for myself
Love only for Porsche’ a
Searching to find the bits of my remaining motor
Finding nothing but pieces of metal
Cos the Porsche was my ride
It was my pride
I got that car by selling my wife
Losing my mind
Selling my wife
I need someone to tell me I’m fine
Nothing is right
Nothing but shite
I’m moaning and I’m crying
I’m Crying
I’m Crying
I’m Crying
I’m Crying
I can’t go on driving this way
Cut my life in two pieces
I trashed my brand new Porsche
Needs refitting
New engine
It went over a cliff cos I was dam speeding
I trashed my brand new Porsche
I made a left
Instead of right
The car flew rite out of sight
Exploded like dynamite
Made a flash that make you blind
There’s nothing left for me to find
I cant go driving this way
Cant go on
Driving this way
Nothing’s alrite
I trashed my brand new Porsche
Needs refitting
New engine
It went over a cliff cos I was dam speeding
I trashed my brand new Porsche
cut my life in two pieces
I trashed my brand new Porsche
Needs refitting
New engine
I want to go take my car speeding
Don’t even care if I die bleeding
I made a left
Instead of right
The car flew rite out of sight
Exploded like dynamite
Made a flash that make you blind
There’s nothing left for me to find
Cos the Porsche was my ride
It was my pride
I got that car by selling my wife
Losing my mind
Selling my wife
I need someone to tell me I’m fine
Was never rich, I earn my living working
To afford that car
I had to spend my savings
Hungry
Eating leftovers
And food from the bin
My life is all gone where did I begin
It all started when I bought my Porsche’ a
No love for myself
Love only for Porsche’ a
Searching to find the bits of my remaining motor
Finding nothing but pieces of metal
Cos the Porsche was my ride
It was my pride
I got that car by selling my wife
Losing my mind
Selling my wife
I need someone to tell me I’m fine
Nothing is right
Nothing but shite
I’m moaning and I’m crying
I’m Crying
I’m Crying
I’m Crying
I’m Crying
I can’t go on driving this way
Cut my life in two pieces
I trashed my brand new Porsche
Needs refitting
New engine
It went over a cliff cos I was dam speeding
I trashed my brand new Porsche
I made a left
Instead of right
The car flew rite out of sight
Exploded like dynamite
Made a flash that make you blind
There’s nothing left for me to find
I cant go driving this way
Cant go on
Driving this way
Nothing’s alrite
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Nice job man. 5s. I don't know which trolls keep bombing this with 1s, but that's uncalled for, I ain't gonna pay attention to them. Like i said, I'm voting 555s on this one.
Love it. 5s for sure! Like the other Joe said (who is NOT me, btw), it does deserve more high votes.
Cheers Joe, Joe Siebert and Gaston for your comments very appreciated.
I also voted 5's on this one too, but I didn't comment yet.
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