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Song Parodies -> "Knife and Forkl"

Original Song Title:

"Last Resort"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Papa Roach

Parody Song Title:

"Knife and Forkl"

Parody Written by:

Dippy D

The Lyrics

I have to give a thanks to a friend of mine who wrote the first line and gave me the inspiration to write this song. Thanks Keith.
Cut my steak into pieces,
I need a knife and fork,
Mashed potatoes and gravy,
eating up my food
and I don't mean maybe

(I need a knife and fork)

Cut my steak into pieces,
I need a knife and fork,
Mashed potatoes and gravy
Now if youll please shut up
and pass then baby.

Have a T-Bone? Or have a roast?
Well I guess I shouldn't boast.
Now pass the garlic toast.
All I ever eat is meat,
I like flavored with mesquit.

Can't have a steak or two,
What can I do,
Wish someone would have a bar-b-que (x2)

Never eat chicken, turkey, pork, or lamb,
They always taste and feel like flavored spam,
(Nasty) Feeding on bar-b-que, amd ling on ribs
I'm hungry..........so pass the tri tips.

It all started when I bought a heffer
I started eating and will stopping never
Grilling...the way I like my to cook my steak.
Sauteing...nothing left to cook but toppings

Can't have a steak or two,
What can I do,
Wish someone would have a bar-b-que (x2)

I can't stop craving steak.

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