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Song Parodies -> "Last Dessert"

Original Song Title:

"Last Resort"

Original Performer:

Papa Roach

Parody Song Title:

"Last Dessert"

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The Lyrics

Cut my pie into pieces,
This is my last dessert.
Strawberries and Cherries,
Dont give a **** if theres too many berries

This is my last dessert

Cut my pie into pieces
This is my last resort
Strawberries and cherries
Dont give a **** if theres too many berries
Do you even care if i die eating?
Would it be wrong, would it be right
If i ate my pie tonite
Chances are, that I might
Whip cream and caramel out of sight
And I'm contemplateing sugar cubes

Cause I'm loosing my taste loosin my mind
Wish somebody would say my cookin's fine
Loosin my taste loosin my mind
Wish somebody would say my cookin's fine
I'm eating and I'm eating

I never realized the crust was spread to thin
Till it was too late, and it was epty within
Hungry, feeding on tacos and living in sin
Downward, sprinkel, where do I begin?
It all started when I lost my butter
No love for myself and no love for another
Searching, to find a flavor upon a higher level
Finding, nothing but chocoalate and vanilla


I cant go on eating this way

Repeat first virse

Copyright, Valerie Klutkowski

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