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Song Parodies -> "Last Skateboard"

Original Song Title:

"Last Resort"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Papa Roach

Parody Song Title:

"Last Skateboard"

Parody Written by:

Otacon132

The Lyrics

Cut my board into pieces this is my last skateboard! 50-50's no board slides
don't give a f*** if I have to do a nose slide. This is my last skateboard!
Cut my board into pieces I've reached my last skateboard 50-50's no board
slides don't give a f*** if I have to do a nose slide. Do you even care if I
fall grinding? Would it be wrong would it be right? If I broke my board
tonight, chances are lip sliding, humiliation is in sight and maybe even
suicide.

Cause I am losing my slides, losing my grinds. Wish would teach me again,
losing my slides, losing my grinds. Wish would teach me again.

I never realized I wasn't meant for street. To learn now is too late, and
that is if I would start now. Hurry teach me fast or I will forget, Ollies,
Nollies, where do I begin? It all started when I lost my ollie no luck from
myself and not luck from another. Searching to find a pro at a higher level.
Finding nothing but beginners and amateurs.

I am losing my slides, losing my grinds. Wish would teach me again, losing my slides, losing my grinds. Wish would teach me again.
Nothing's all right nothing is right.
I'm trying and I'm trying, I'm trying, I'm trying, I'm trying, I'm trying,
I Can't Ollie, I Can't Nollie.
Cut my board into pieces I've reached my last skateboard 50-50's no board
slides don't give a f*** if I have to do a nose slide.
Would it be wrong would it be right? If I broke my board tonight, chances are
lip sliding, humiliation is in sight and maybe even suicide.
Cause I am losing my slides, losing my grinds. Wish would teach me again,
losing my slides, losing my grinds. Wish would teach me again. Nothings all
right nothing is right.
I'm trying and I'm trying, I Can't Ollie, I Can't Nollie.
Cant go on living this way, nothing I do is RIGHT!

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Pacing: 2.4
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Overall Rating: 2.3

Total Votes: 15

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