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Song Parodies -> "The Crocodile and the Turtle"

Original Song Title:

"The Bird and the Worm"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Owl City

Parody Song Title:

"The Crocodile and the Turtle"

Parody Written by:

Johnny Nguyen

The Lyrics

If you're the crocodile
Whenever we pretend it's summer
Then I'm the turtle
I know the part, it's such a big day

But fair is fair
If my segments get separated
I'll scream
And you'll be there

Close your eyes
(Close my eyes)
Slide the ocean off of your shoulder
And feel the shine
(Feel the shine)
I'm hooked so toss me over
And cast a line
(Well, I'll try)
I'll throw a party and greet my reptile friends
(It depends)
As they arrive
(If they arrive)

You and I left our everything far behind
(Troubles far behind)
But I still have just one more question on my mind
For all my pals who live in the forest and the land
With friends like these, well,
Who needs enemies?

If I'm your friend
Let's take a shortcut we remember
And we'll enjoy
Picking apples in late Janary like
We've done for years
Then we'll take a long day
Through the cornfield
And I'll kiss you
Between the ears

If you're my girl
See me around your room with feeling
And as we twirl
The friend in the dark stars on your ceiling
Will shine for us
As friends sweeps over the room
'Cause we tend to make
Each other laugh
(you make me laugh)

You and I left our everything far behind
(Troubles far behind)
But I still have just one more question on my mind
For all my pals who live in the forest and the land
With fronds like these, well,
Who needs anemones?

You're the crocodile, I'm the turtle
And it's nice to see
That we were meant to be

We were meant to be
We were meant to be
(If you're the crocodile,
If you're the crocodile,
Then I'm the turtle)
We were meant to be

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