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Song Parodies -> "Dragonflies"

Original Song Title:

"Fireflies"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Owl City

Parody Song Title:

"Dragonflies"

Parody Written by:

Dargon

The Lyrics

You would not believe your eyes
If ten million dragonflies
Flew in the door and ate your face.

'Cause they'd eat you in a pie
And then you would surely die.
They’d think you food
And not even really care.

I'd like to make myself believe
That planet Earth is dirty.
I haven’t washed my clothes
In about a year or two.
But it’s ok, I smell like an old shoe.

'Cause I'd be a meat potpie
For hungry dragonflies
As they tried to put me in a tin.

A sandwich made of my head
Now I am really dead.
My life hanging by a thread

I'd like to make myself believe
That planet Earth is filthy.
I haven’t washed my clothes
In about a year or two.
But it’s ok, I smell like an old shoe.

My body hanging on a rack
(Please take me away from here)
'Cause I don’t want to be a dragonfly’s midnight snack.
(Please take me away from here)
Why do I tire of being beef?
(Please take me away from here)
Inside a dragonfly’s teeth.

To ten million dragonflies
I'm weird 'cause I taste bad with fries.
Being eaten is pure hell.

But I' know what they eat
They think people are a treat.
They have my ex-wife in a jar.

I'd like to make myself believe
That planet Earth is dirty.
I haven’t washed my clothes
In about a year or two.
But it’s ok, I smell like an old shoe.

I'd like to make myself believe
That planet Earth is dirty.
I haven’t washed my clothes
In about a year or two.
But it’s ok, I smell like an old shoe.

I'd like to make myself believe
That planet Earth is dirty.
I haven’t washed my clothes
In about a year or two.
But it’s ok, I smell like an old shoe.

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