Song Parodies -> The Crave For Food

Original Song Title:	"The Way You Move"
Original Performer:	Outkast (Big Boi Feat. Sleeply Brown)

Parody Song Title:	"The Crave For Food"
Parody Written by:	Saider Eiegle

BY BIGGEST BOI FEAT. GREEDY BROWN

Boom, boom, boom (wheezing)

Ready for maxin', nibble on a bun
Forever we snackin', our plates are over packin'
Trays stackin' by the wall
But see the seat of my pants begin crackin'
And if there's anyone addin', 'bout 50 pies passin'
Drib, Drool, Slob there goes a food-gasm
Now a smellin' leads up to a taste
Which leads right and through your rectoral base (stanx)
So pick up the chick'n, don't smell the gas I'm passin'
Trunk rattlin' like 2 piglets in a basket tacklin'
Cookers stop, foods now a lack
Food's round, cook a hit of dem birds, or what wags
(But I know y'all wantin' some A1 sauce, can I taste that P-O-R-K pork)(2x)

[Chorus]
I got the crave for food, I got the crave for food(Ww-oo-oo)
I got the crave for food, I got the crave, I got the crave
I got the crave for food, I got the crave for food(Ww-oo-oo)
I got the crave for food, I got the crave, I got the crave

The whole room got violent, the guests all yelled to eat
Take a breath, then a bite as they chewin' rough meat
If I was lucky as them, if, if I could get more
Now I got meat on the griddle, get it 'fore I eat yours
Enticing the big girl, Big girls need grub, too
Stop injesting before you go hurl
So keep your hands off of my piece
Got me smellin', got me eye'n the beef (a big feast)
Lardy big women stole the caramel bits and hid 'em
Or they ate 'em, licked 'em, chewed 'em
Chewin' so much my mouf's tender
Yell out timber when I fall; cause an earthquake
Take a big bite and inhale, my best male friend
Ruben, is as big as a whale
Now got me raidin' little cookie bake sales
And I just make moves as I follow food trails
(On the loco)

(Chorus)

[Greedy Brown:]
Mmm, baby, what's in that pot, hmm?
Come on baby, chance what you cook me
(Mmm, let's dine) I must dine (Mmm, let's dine)
Food drives me (outta my mind) outta my mind (outta my mind)Ooh, yummy
If I could just cook when the crave is co-oo-min', yeah
Ooooh, cuz food drives me, and ignites me
And know I gotta feed, baby! Ooooo!

I got the crave for food ( I got the crave for food)
I got the crave for food (Ooo, I'm so hungry, baby)
I got the crave for food I got the crave, I got the crave
I got the crave for food ( I got the crave for food)
I got the crave for food (Ooo, I'm so hungry, baby)
I got the crave for food I got the crave, I got the crave

I got the crave for food, I got the crave for food(Ww-oo-oo)
I got the crave for food, I got the crave, I got the crave
I got the crave for food, I got the crave for food(Ww-oo-oo)
I got the crave for food, I got the crave, I got the crave

[til' end]

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Neo Matrix - December 20, 2003 - Report this comment

Since I typed most of this in, I already knew it was funny. Good job Saider E. Oh yeah, "Munchies" will be posted by Monday.

Tarah B. - December 30, 2003 - Report this comment

LOL! I nearly lost my breath will reading it. A lot of good lines esp. the one about Ruben and the "big girls".

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Song Parodies -> The Crave For Food

"The Way You Move"

Outkast (Big Boi Feat. Sleeply Brown)

"The Crave For Food"

Saider Eiegle

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