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Song Parodies -> "Tipsiest Woman Alive"

Original Song Title:

"Sexiest Woman Alive"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

O-Town

Parody Song Title:

"Tipsiest Woman Alive"

Parody Written by:

Laura

The Lyrics

When you see a beer, a beer yeah
Can't just leave it, leave it, leave it
Gotta drink it pretty soon until it's empty.
You've tried most other drinks
But they mostly tend to stink.
Cause beer's the only thing that gets you drunk yeah.

That Guinness it just hits the spot
You get dizzy cause you drink a lot
In your local pub you're a regular
And you're losing your mind
Just one shot and you had clean forgot
The way to take to get you home.

You're drunk disorderly
Got a headache bout the size of Mount Everest,
You've spent all my money on you're alcohol
You're the tipsiest woman alive.
Your head is spinning fast
Gotta stop the drink before they know that you've trespassed.
Beer is the stuff that makes a drunk do most anything.
The tipsiest woman alive.

When you walk into a pub
Your mind just won't give up
Every lemonade just seems like nothing.
Cause you're holding out for booze
It's the only thing that does.
Cause you're about to get just so tipsy.

That Guinness it just hits the spot
You get dizzy cause you drink a lot
In your local pub you're a regular
And you're losing your mind
Just one shot and you had clean forgot
The way to take to get you home.

You're drunk disorderly
Got a headache bout the size of Mount Everest,
You've spent all my money on you're alcohol
You're the tipsiest woman alive.
Your head is spinning fast
Gotta stop the drink before they know that you've trespassed.
Beer is the stuff that makes a drunk do most anything.
The tipsiest woman alive.

Though you've been around the world had
German, Belgian, French and Dutch
They just don't taste of that much.
Been to festivals, had
Every drink money could buy but
They just seemed to make you cry.
Though you've tasted all the finest wines.
It's only beer that gives you some cheer.

I like to watch you drink all through the night.
Guinness tends to knock you out.
You're the tipsiest woman alive.
(x2)

Repeat Chorus to fade

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