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Song Parodies -> "All Or No Fries"

Original Song Title:

"All Or Nothing"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"All Or No Fries"

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The Lyrics

I know when food is on your mind,
That distant look is on your eye,
I thought with time you'd realize it's over
No More.
It's not the way I choose to be,
But you just can't take those from me,
You have to buy your own fries with your money
It's not funny

You know I'd pay for you
But how can I pay with money that isn't even there?
I've had the best of food
Now I want the rest of food
I don't care if it's not there

Cause I want them all
Or no Fries at all
There's no more time to call
All the stores are already closed for the day.
Is that all
Oh whats that I see
Don't lie to me
I want my damn fries now
Don't leave me here
With no fries at all

There are times it seems to me
I'm eating food that hurts me
Ifeel it in my stomach and I
Show it I'm bloated(FART)
And then There's times you look at me
AS if to say "can I have your peas ?"
Hell no you cannot have them
There mine girl Back off girl.

Don't make me sandwiches
Baby you never did know how to make them well
I've had the best of food
now I want the rest of the food.
I'm the kind to eat and tell


Cause you and I
Could share the fries If you would just
Look in
my eyes
Do you want some fries?

Chorus 3x

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