-> "This Stinkin' Mall"
Original Song Title:
"All Or Nothing"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"This Stinkin' Mall"
Parody Written by:
Is That My Dashboard?
The Lyrics
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i know when clothes been on your mind
that glistenin' look gets in your eye
i thought with time you'd realize
i'm broke, broke
its not the way i choose to live
but something somewhere's got to give
can't fix this relationship
its broke, broke
you know i'd pay for you
but how can i pay when all my money's gone
you've got ten pairs of shoes
you don't need twenty-two
i don't care if i'm not fun
'cuz you want it at the mall
or nothing at all
there's nowhere left to crawl
when you reach Journey's
its gone too far
at the mall
its got to end
how much more can you spend
please be a friend
lets just leave
this stinkin' mall
there are times it seems to me
i'm sharing you with jc penney
i feel it in my wallet
but i can't show it, show it
and then there's times you look at me
as though i'm not made of money
there's times you don't believe it
but i know it, know it
don't buy me doc martens
baby you never did know how to buy on sale
you've got ten pairs of shoes
you don't need twenty-two
am i beginning to look pale
'cuz you want it at the mall
or nothing at all
there's nowhere left to crawl
when you reach Journey's
its gone too far
at the mall
its got to end
how much more can you spend
please be a friend
lets just leave
this stinkin' mall
cuz you and i
could lose it all if you've got no more room
no room in your closet
can we just pause this
'cuz you want it at the mall
or nothing at all
there's nowhere left to crawl
its gone too far
are you through
shopping at the mall
there's nowhere left to shop
when you reach the end
its now or never
can we leave
this stinkin' mall
there's nothing left to spend
my car is outside
lets just leave
this stinkin' mall
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