Wood is such a nice effect for kitchen floors, for kitchen floors yeah
Wood is just so good in halls and bathrooms
But we're on a really tiny budget here, a budget here
Only half a grand to make it nice

Made of Plywood
MDF's good
Cheap sheets of 8 by 4 yeah
Can't have real wood
That's just too good
For your favourite room
Plywood is good
When you're a scrooge
No one will know the difference
Plywood is good
Plywood is great
Plywood is good

Do we need real wood to get the look you want, the look you want baby?
Wouldn't MDF be just as good?
We'll paint it bright purple or just bright lime green, or bright lime green, baby
That's what everybody always did

Made of Plywood
MDF's good
Cheap sheets of 8 by 4 yeah
Can't have real wood
That's just too good
For your favourite room
Plywood is good
When you're a scrooge
No one will know the difference
Plywood is good
Plywood is great
Plywood is good

It keeps out all the cold
And all of the sun too
And if dust will make you cry
Plywood never picks it up
All the dust just disappears when it's around.

Made of Plywood
MDF's good
Cheap sheets of 8 by 4 yeah
Can't have real wood
That's just too good
For your favourite room
Plywood is good
When you're a scrooge
No one will know the difference
Plywood is good
Plywood is great
Plywood is good

....cheap and cheerful is what we need
....cheap is better than quality

It's good, it's great, plywood is good.