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Song Parodies -> "Ivo i Jadra"

Original Song Title:

"Zmija i žaba"

Original Performer:

Oskar & Slavica Ćukteraš

Parody Song Title:

"Ivo i Jadra"

Parody Written by:

Flash Flood

The Lyrics

Summary:the original was a Serbian song that became a hit in Croatia a year ago,despite its trashy lyrics and music(which,unfortunately,is also poular in Croata).Here the song is sung by our former prime minister(who tried to come back,but failed epicly) and our current prime minister(whom nobody likes).
Ivo Sanader:
Ti si jadna,ti si glupa,tako nespretna si
Zar ne vidiš da te nitko ne voli
Zato miči se van iz mog Sabora
Ili ću te izbiti iz tvojih botoxiranih bora

Moje mjesto je tamo gdje sjedi tvoja guzica
Zato makni taj tvoj smiješak s tvog lica
Kad sam otišao,mislio sam da će me zamjeniti netko dobar
A kad ono,na mom mjestu neki ćelavi dabar

[chorus](2x)
Jer ja sam Ivo,a ti si Jadra,Jadra
Misliš da si super,ali si baš jadna,jadna
Zato ajde zlato,slobodno otiđi
Nikome nećeš nedostajati

Jadranka Kosor:
Rođo,ti si kreten,ti si pravi moron
Baš si se ponio k'o zadnji slon
Zato,sorry dušo,ali nitko te ne želi
Zapravo,čak te i ja malo žalim

Zato beži,mali,beži,otkud si došao
Trebao si ostat' tamo gdje si se sakrio
Jer ti nisi Lassie pa da ti se svi vesele
Kad se vratiš i svi vide tvoje noge debele

[Chorus](2x)
Jer ti si Ivo,a ja sam Jadra,Jadra
Ja sam premijerka,i to sada,sada
Zato vrati se u svoju rupu malenu
Dok ja ljudima serviram krumpirovu salatu


Ivo:
Jer ja sam Ivo,a ti si Jadra,Jadra
Tako sam glupav,baš sam jadan
Zato bolje mi je da opet krenem
Prije nego u krivi smjer krenem

Jadranka:
Jer ti si Ivo,a ja sam Jadra,Jadra
Da vodim državu,to nisam kadra,kadra
Ionako nećemo u Europsku Uniju
Zato prepustimo sve probleme Josipoviću

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