Song Parodies -> Stroppy Mare
| Original Song Title: | "Stop and Stare" |
| Original Performer: | OneRepublic |
| Parody Song Title: | "Stroppy Mare" |
| Parody Written by: | Mattiotto "Tiddles" |
Written from the point of view of a husband who wants to divorce his wife coz she moans all the time
(Verse 1)
We're getting older now, the nagging takes it toll,
It's time I took my pills, You're moaning's on a roll!
I've got my lawyer, so I can divorce!
It's quite amazing, how I coped all these years!
Marriage is like a castle,
People who aren't in just want to join,
but I swear that I want out,
coz I've married a flipping bore!!!
(Chorus)
Stroppy Mare,
When will you realise that I don't care,
and all this nagging's more than I can bare,
that's why I've brought myself some ear muffs, oh
Stroppy Mare,
Please stop moaning that your life's not fair
You're not the only one who's in despair,
When I divorce you I can say
Please can you go away!!!
(Verse 2)
I'm tryna counteract, every insult,
But you laugh at me, think I've got a lose bolt,
Steady now, don't lose your cool,
and please can you put down the stool,
Somehow I must get through,
Marriage vows, don't renew!!!
(Chorus)
Stroppy Mare,
When will you realise that I don't care,
and all this nagging's more than I can bare,
that's why I've brought some ear muffs, oh
Stroppy Mare,
Please stop moaning that your life's not fair
You're not the only one who's in despair,
When I divorce you I can say
Please can you go away!!!
Me me me, me me me,
what about me?!
Stroppy Mare,
When will you realise that I don't care,
and all this nagging's more than I can bare,
When I divorce you I can say
Please can you go away!!!
We're getting older now, the nagging takes it toll,
It's time I took my pills, You're moaning's on a roll!
I've got my lawyer, so I can divorce!
It's quite amazing, how I coped all these years!
Marriage is like a castle,
People who aren't in just want to join,
but I swear that I want out,
coz I've married a flipping bore!!!
(Chorus)
Stroppy Mare,
When will you realise that I don't care,
and all this nagging's more than I can bare,
that's why I've brought myself some ear muffs, oh
Stroppy Mare,
Please stop moaning that your life's not fair
You're not the only one who's in despair,
When I divorce you I can say
Please can you go away!!!
(Verse 2)
I'm tryna counteract, every insult,
But you laugh at me, think I've got a lose bolt,
Steady now, don't lose your cool,
and please can you put down the stool,
Somehow I must get through,
Marriage vows, don't renew!!!
(Chorus)
Stroppy Mare,
When will you realise that I don't care,
and all this nagging's more than I can bare,
that's why I've brought some ear muffs, oh
Stroppy Mare,
Please stop moaning that your life's not fair
You're not the only one who's in despair,
When I divorce you I can say
Please can you go away!!!
Me me me, me me me,
what about me?!
Stroppy Mare,
When will you realise that I don't care,
and all this nagging's more than I can bare,
When I divorce you I can say
Please can you go away!!!
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