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Song Parodies -> "What Makes You Pitiful"

Original Song Title:

"What Makes You Beautiful"

Original Performer:

One Direction

Parody Song Title:

"What Makes You Pitiful"

Parody Written by:

Wrong Direction

The Lyrics

This is my first parody ever, I reckon I did a pretty good job of it. Wrote this during the period when the original was playing over and over, got sick of it so sat down and made fun of it. Hope you like it
You're so secure,
Don't know what for,
You hit your head when you walked through the do-o-or!
You need make-up
To cover up
'Cause if you don't,
When I see you I throw u-u-up!

Everyone else in the room can see it
And they're all thinking
Eeeeeeeeeeeewwwww!

Baby you make people hurl like nobody else!
The way that you pick your nose gets me overwhelmed!
And then you fart and the room really starts to smell!
Why don't you knooow-o-oh!
Don't you know you're pitiful?
If only you saw what I can see,
You'd understand why they all left so suddenly!
And as I flee I look back and I can't believe
You don't knooow-o-oh!
You don't know you're pitiful-o-oh!
That's what makes you pitiful!

So co-come on!
Your face is wrong!
To rub it in, I put it in a so-o-ong!
I don't know why
You are not shy
I run away when I see you go by-y-y!

Everyone else in the room can see it
And they're all thinking
Eeeeeeeeeeeewwwww!

Baby you make people hurl like nobody else!
The way that you pick your nose gets me overwhelmed!
And then you fart and the room really starts to smell!
Why don't you knooow-o-oh!
Don't you know you're pitiful?
If only you saw what I can see,
You'd understand why they all left so suddenly!
And as I flee I look back and I can't believe
You don't knooow-o-oh!
You don't know you're pitiful-o-oh!
That's what makes you pitiful!

Blah, blah blah blah,
blah blah blah, blah blah,
blah, blah blah blah,
blah blah! x2

(softly)
Baby you make people hurl like nobody else!
The way that you pick your nose gets me overwhelmed!
And then you fart and the room really starts to smell!
Why don't you knooow-o-oh!
Don't you know you're pitiful?

(normal)
Baby you make people hurl like nobody else!
The way that you pick your nose gets me overwhelmed!
And then you fart and the room really starts to smell!
Why don't you knooow-o-oh!
Don't you know you're pitiful?
If only you saw what I can see,
You'd understand why they all left so suddenly!
And as I flee I look back and I can't believe
You don't knooow-o-oh!
You don't know you're pitiful-o-oh!
You don't know you're pitiful-o-oh!
That's what makes you pitiful!
Hold your applause, please!

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Old Man Ribber - March 11, 2013 - Report this comment
Wrong - Congrats on your maiden voyage. Keep submitting. You'll like it here. ;D

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